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WorldWideWebExplorersClubYou are on the archive wiki. The new wiki is here. Welcome! One and all!Welcome to the one and ONLY...World Wide Web Explorers ClubPlease come in and relax...sit on one of our leather chairs... light a cigar and listen to, or tell, a tale of daring and adventure! Did you ever hear the tale of the Flying Worms of Liquidcode.org, or perhaps the curious incident of zombies appearing in Kevin.org? No ... then sit back and relax... cherry anyone? Party timeI was at this party the other night and boy did those people know how to party, it was at some kind of underground club, and they were playing this funky music, and it sort of went like this http://mirrored.flabber.nl/winnoise/ this] is amazing, it's a work of art - d@vid Wow. Freaking hell. -- SynKronos
What You Looking At?Was just minding my own business... walking along... suddenly this guy bumps into me. He looks at me a little weird, no like really weird. Just staring up with these huge eyes... Didn't know what he was looking at. He asked if I knew what it was like to be able to see everything in the world at the same time. And I mean everything. Of course I didn't. I do now... http://www.thepictureofeverything.com Passed] on by SunChaserConversations With ElvesAh...I remember it as if it were yesterday...I must admit, walking into a forbidden forrest is not the smartest of things to do, but I was young and impulsive. Barely a hundred yards in and i am surrounded by Elves. Two dozen arrow heads pointed at my head. Two dozen angry elves shouting at me with words like: "tyalangan" and "varni". Its times like that, that make you wish you hadnt chosen to learn Dwarven instead of Elven. I did find a good translator though... http://jen1617.tripod.com/elijahsring/id30.html Discovered] by BabyAcidSanity lostWe were nearly settled down for the night when the we heard a faint, rhythmic sound in the distance. Never one to let pitch darkness ruin a good opportunity to study the local primitives, we quickly mustered ourselves and went off to see what the commotion was. Well, when I came too, those many years later, they claimed I'd gone mad. Apparently, I kept mumbling the same words over and over again. Chanting them, one might almost say... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php Journal] of GarethMojoSucked into the futureMan this guy came out of nowhere. He just liked nearly knocked me over. Next thing I know he's swept me away to ththe future. Wow did they have some strange things there. He told me stuff that nobody here knows. You’d never believe it. It’s kinda secret though so don’t tell anybody else. Lucky I managed to write a few of them down....http://johntitor.com/ Discovered by NurmRasThe Tale of the Bodmod PeopleSo there I was...just pulling into this small town off of Interstate 60. My Hog was nearly out of gas and I needed someplace real quiet like to put on my disguise. Id been tracking these bikers for days and knew that my clean shaven, unscared, unpierced, untattoo`d flesh would give me away in a second. But, Damn if I didnt find the sweetest little body modification shop on the web....all DIY kinda stuff....hehehe...with a little luck and some practice, I`ll be able to pass as the gangs tatoo artist. Im heading back out onto the road now. If all things go according to plan then by this time next week I`ll be sitting in mexico with those bastards heads on my mantle. Wrote down the location of that town though...http://www.mildred.com/ Discovered by BabyAcidThe Tale of the Java Tribesmen and the Flying WormsSo there I was...surrounded by Java tribesmen and my loyal manservent Friday had run-off with a pygmy witch doctor. The cave mouth loomed before me, strange and curious serpents were carved into the very walls and the smell of old earth and decay filtered from below. Braver men than I would have been hesitant to enter, but with the whole tribe after me, all I could do was run...deep...into the lair of the beast. It was some time before I had realised that the tribe had not dared enter the cave and I had become rather annoyingly lost. That was until, by mere chance, I stumbled upon a rather curious nest, filled with orbs. They glowed an eerie green and I was about to inspect them further when a voice of such pitch as to remind one of the sounds of the sewer spoke to me. He asked what business I had in disturbing the sanctity of his home and I was obliged to tell him of my quest and of my troubles with the Java Tribesmen. He explained that the orbs were infact eggs of a creature that could be particularly useful to me. Since I had not come into his lair to steal the precious eggs and since my quest was noble and my heart beat of true courage, he offered to help me by lending me one of the, now adult, worms he had trained. The beast was the width of a horse in diameter and seven to eight horses in length. Gouts of a particularly noxious gas came from the rows of concentric holes on its underside. My friend, who had up until now only been a voice in the darkness stepped into the light. He was about a foot shorter than me and had ragged white scales covering his obviously humanoid body. His eyes were a sickly yellow and he wore robes of a deep purple. He explained to me how one would ride these flying worms and bid me fairwell. It was the last I ever saw of him...but I marked down the location of the cave....http://www.liquidcode.org/worm.html Discovered by BabyAcidWorm Scores2499 - whordoeuvre? 11:37 <+Wither> 0000000000000000000wnz3d! |
