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C.L.A.M. - Cape Legion of Adventurers and Munchkins

An expansion for Munchkin, the award winning game from Steve Jackson

Kill The Monsters . Steal The Sourcebooks . Stab the Card Gamer .

Ok... Slowly, as more and more people start playing munchkin (see Thursday Movie and Munchkin Night for details), the general rules will become known. This page, however, is for the CLAWs version of Munchkin.

Feel free to add stuff. If stuff mentions you, and you don't like what the card says... take in the humourous spirit it is meant, and get over it!

Idea Box

Good ideas go here. When you've got a completed card concept add it to the sujjestion box.

| Idea By | Card Name | Vague Description | YetiBe | Bob | a curse? | ToothpasteDealer | Honours Project | a curse | ToothpasteDealer | Smoking Weed on the Steps| a trap | GnomeThing | Hungry For Cock! | | GnomeThing | Janet's Thong | an item?? | MoonFlake | Stove | a monster. Anyone who remembers this fresher will know what i mean. | YetiBe | Sunrise Chip and Ranch Roti | It's so beeeg and unhygienic... not sure what it does. | GnomeThing | Gnarlyburr | Race. A 4x2x2 blue bouncy cube. +4 to run (bounce) away. You cannot carry any equipment requiring hands nor wear any footwear.

Sujjestion Box

Add to the sujjestion box at will.

| Idea By | Card Name | Description | MoonFlake | Bright Light | 'It burns! It burns' Adams goggles have +2 against this...is it a monster? | ToothpasteDealer | Porno Party | Lose two items of clothing or lose two levels.

CLAWroom Cards

| Idea By | Class | Description | ShadowsLight | Roleplayer | You are the classic roleplayer. You emmerse yourself into your character and delight in discovering new worlds and new possibilities. You can throw in your whole hand to create a new character of a new sex (even during combat) at no penalty. You can not use a card to determine a die roll, as you will ALWAYS roll the die. | ShadowsLight | War Gamer | Story? We don' need no steenkin' story. You want to blow things up and paint minuatures. +2 versus monsters of size small. Due to your l33t stacking skillz, you are able to use three hands worth of weapons. | ShadowsLight | Card Player | Sex? We don' need no steekin' sex. You are a sad pathetic loser with no roleplaying skillz at all. Even Munchkin players count as Card Players. Throw in any card to get a +2 bonus to either side in combat, due to your card playing skillz. -2 versus monsters of the opposite sex. | ShadowsLight | LARPers | Reality and fantasy fade into one. You are your character, you can fight like Conan the Barbarian or Lestat the Vampire (assuming Conan and Lestat fight using Rock-Paper-Scissors). If you need to flee, and fail, you can choose any other player and play Rock-Paper-Scissors. If you win, you successfully flee from the monster AND get it's treasure (but not a level). If you lose, Bad Stuff is doubled.

• I think committee positions should be kind of like styles, and should merge with some of the archetypes, like Ex-member and groupie. Note that having sex with clawthing is covered by a use-once-only card later.
• Completely agree on the Committee Positions thing. It's kewl to be an Elf/Dwarf Bounty-Hunter/Monk CLAWthing who knows Phone-Fu! -- Mark

| Idea By | Committee Positions | Description | MyrdemInggala | CLAWthing | +5 bonus. Delegatory powers: You may attempt to delegate any combat to another committee member - they will get any resulting level or bad stuff, and you will get any treasure. Roll 1d6. On a 5 or 6 you successfully delegate. | MyrdemInggala | Guildmaster/Guildmistress | +4 bonus and I don't know yet. Something to do with organising roleplaying. | MyrdemInggala | Hoarder of Monies | +3 bonus. Slush Fund: You may sell any item for the price of another item you have in play. You must pick a different item for every item you sell simultaneously. | MyrdemInggala | Scrivener | +3 bonus. Forge Minutes: You may pretend that a card you drew was in fact a different card. Roll d6. If you roll 5 or 6, you may switch the card you actually drew with the top card in the appropriate discard pile.

| Idea By | Archetypes | Description | GnomeThing | CLAWgroupie | | ShadowsLight | Control Freak | Everything must go your way. Wimper in the corner for 2 minutes of you must flee a combat to flee successfully. You can volunteer any player to help you in combat, and that player will get an extra treasure (unless you will win if you fight successfully). | YetiBe | Dave/Andrew (circa 1992-1993) | Nobody knows which one is which... You may discard your entire hand and draw a new one once every turn. | ShadowsLight | Ex-CLAWmember | Yeah... like... I can give up roleplaying any time I want... I don't need to roleplay... I'm just roleplaying for a friend... +2 versus any UCT monster (you would not have taken their crap in your day). All Items can be sold at x1.5 their value. | GnomeThing | Min-Maxer | Your STR of 100 and INT of -2 make for an interesting character. Your actual Level is doubled when helping some-one in combat, but on a roll of 1 you get no treasure (other provisions of the contract are still valid). On a roll of 6, you get to take an extra treasure. | ShadowsLight | Munchkin | You are able to to take two classes and two races. | ShadowsLight | Rules Lawyer | You are not able to use the Cheat card. But, due to your l33t rulez knowledge, you are able to know exactly how to make your character stronger. Add +1 to all weapons you are using (if you are using a "Brother in Arms" card, both weapons get the +1 bonus). | ShadowsLight | Significant Other | What? What are you doing with those dice? I'll just sit here in the corner and read. +2 to all flee rolls (as you would much rather not be playing). +3 versus monsters of the opposite sex

| Idea By | Styles | Description | ShadowsLight | Butler's Driver | Look dashing in your Tuxedo. +6 versus UCT monsters as they worship your arrival as manna from the gods | GnomeThing | Lecherous Cardshuffler | If you are a Card Player, all Hand items count as double. Otherwise, you can have three hands worth of items in play, but only two can count in a combat | GnomeThing | Paranoid Lovecraftian | You put nothing in your backpack, but you can hold 10 cards in your hand | MoonFlake | Poke-Fu Master | Beware the lightning-fast fingers! +2 versus CLAW monsters | GnomeThing | White Wolf Wannabe | (instead of Goth) You laugh at all curses, as you know what a real curse is. Any curse played on you bounces back to person who played the curse. If you turn a curse up from the pile, you can decide who gets it instead. This does not apply to traps

| Idea By | Style Modifiers | Description | MyrdemInggala | Long-term | (applies to committee positions and similar functions) +2 bonus. You have held this position for a very, very long time. The peasants are in awe of you. Add +1 to all rolls involving your position.

| Idea By | Monsters | Level | Treasures | Description | Bad Stuff | Special | GnomeThing | The Archbigot of the Necropolis |^ 10 |^ 5 | Hates everything. Gets +2 for each item or characteristic you have that the Archbigot hates. | Makes you housesit the Necropolis while he's away on his world tour. (Utterly depressed, you die.) | | GeekDotNeo | Bearded Lady |^ 4 |^ 1 | It's the Capt. Dorego's woman! She has a beard! Run! | You get what you ordered. With a side order of food-poisoning. Lose your lunch, lose 1 level, miss your next turn. | -3 if you have no class (beacuse, well... you have no class) | AndieMoore | Busfareman |^ 4 |^0 | Needs money, claims to be a member and is totally silent. | Lose items worth 500 gold pieces. If you do not have enough items to make 500 gold, lose all your items and a level. | | WombatBoy | Dr Kahoondah |^ 16 (2 Levels) |^ 2| Evil Room-stealing demon | You lose clawroom, lose a level and all items from your backpack.| | | CLAWcouches |^ 12 |^ 3 | Descend into their nether depths. |Take off shoes to get on, and they are missing when you get off. Lose all footware |< +2 versus Significant Others | ShadowsLight | CLAWs Apathy |^ 10 |^ 2 | Yeah... like... I'll get to it... you know... eventually... | Lose a level. You can choose to save your level, by missing your next turn. If you choose to miss your next turn, you can not help anyone until you go again | -3 versus Control Freaks | MoonFlake | CLAWs Tickler |^ 5 |^ 1 | Shamelessly uses tickling to 'cop a feel' | Get groped. Lose your style | If you are a male player, skip the next turn as you go foetal with homophobia | ShadowsLight | Ex-GF |^ 8/Special |^ 2/Special | The psycho hose bitch is baaaaaaack. The torment that was your relationship pales in comparison to the torment she inflicts upon you now | Lose half your items in play and in your back pack as she cleans out "her" stuff from the apartment | If you are female, you are the Ex-GF. Go beat up another player (Use your overall level). If bad stuff happens, you get the loot. If he wins, he gets 1 treasure for every 4 levels you have | ShadowsLight | Evil DM |^ 10 |^ 2 | He always tries to kill his players. | Lose 2 levels as you roll up another character | -3 versus Rules Lawyers | ShadowsLight | Gandalf's DJ |^ 6 |^ 1 | One minute it is Sisters of Mercy, next it is Britney Spears. Kill the DJ! | The music makes you want to cry. Rip your clothes in desperation. Lose all your Armour | If the Ex-GF card is played as a wandering monster, the combined levels will equal 20 (as the music gets worse, just to spite you) | ShadowsLight | His People |^ 18 (2 Levels)|^ 4 | Role Players are Devil Worshippers! Death to the infidels!!! | Choose one piece of equipment to keep, lose the rest of your equipment as they burn everything. The one remaining piece of equipment is now a Bible. And yes, it's useless.| | ShadowsLight | Horny Alien |^ 16 (2 Levels) |^ 4 | Interspecies booty never looked uglier, but it still wants to pleasure you, before it kills you | You get off before you are offed. You die, messily (unless you are wearing the Purple Speedo of Nenadness, in which case it eats the Speedo and runs away, leaving it's treasure; but you do not get any levels | | GnomeThing | Little English Boy |^ 1 |^ 1 | Anal rapeage. (This is a monster?)| He makes you his bitch. Die of embarrassment. That's right. You die. | +5 against males, + 5 if you have ever gone to Icon... that's right, +10 to males who have gone to icon | ShadowsLight | Nicotine Golem |^ 18 (2 Levels)|^ 4 | If you are a known non-smoker he will not fight you, he will just give you his treasure. If you are a smoker and have not had a smoke since the beginning of the game, he is at +5.| Hack. Coff. Splutter. Gack! You die.| -3 versus Ex-CLAW members (we never smoked) | ShadowsLight | Spur Waitrons |^ 3 |^ 1 | Tip them, or they will spit in your food. Well, the food that hasn't already fallen on the ground | Lose items worth 500 Gold. If your items in play do not make up $500, lose all items and throw in your hand | | ShadowsLight | UCT Admin |^ 4 |^ 1 | Simple minded peons of injustice. They will steal your room, and anything not bolted down | Lose all items in your back pack | +2 versus White Wolf Wannabes | | UCT SRC |^ 2 |^ 1 | Ass lickers of the peons of injustice. | Lose a level | +3 when in the same combat as UCT Admin. They make a deal with UCT Admin to privatise the bathrooms, -1 to run away. | ShadowsLight | UCT Stu-duh-nt |^ 2 |^ 1 | They are ugly, dirty and irritating. Get a job, you hippie! | They camp out in your lounge and smell the place up. You can't get any help for your next combat | Will not fight Card Gamers (cos they don't wash either)

• We should probably merge traps into curses, since some traps are curse-like and some curses are trap-like to a certain extent. - MyrdemInggala

| Idea By | Traps | Description | MyrdemInggala | Dragonfire | All committee members are horribly overworked. All non-committee members, however, have great fun and win prizes. Each committee member is at -5 to their next combat. Each non-committee member draws a treasure card. | ShadowsLight | IRC Junkie | All your braincells are belong to us. Lose a level. | | ToothpasteDealer | Mexican Inquisistion | No-one expects the Mexican Inquisition! Miss a turn to be horribly sick. | GnomeThing | More Lame Net Jokes | All your joke are belong to three year ago. Lose a level. | AndrewSturman | Open Lift Shaft | Miss a turn. | | Rolf's 8 second short term memory! | Lose next turn and forget to loot the room on this one | YetiBe | !SedStock? | Miss 2 turns (one for getting everything %^@#ing working and one for playing). | ShadowsLight | Thursday Night Movie and MUNCHKIN Night | You have a test tomorrow, but you can't say no. Lose sleep, lose sanity, lose a level. If you have the Coffee "go up a level" card, you can play it now and get two levels as you get to do both, who needs sleep? If that means you win, you win... MUNCHKIN Rocks! | ShadowsLight | Wiki Junkie | You`ve fallen into the warm tenticled embrace of our wiki... lose a turn... | YetiBe | Wing Commander Chair | It looks like a normal chair, but when you sit down... whoa... WHOA! A small item goes flying out of your pocket as you frantically attempt to stabilise.

| Idea By | Curse | Description | | CLAWmarks Editing | Pull hair out of head from panic... Lose all headgear | MoonFlake | Course DPR | Lose a level. Since you suddenly have so much free time, you must give help to any player who asks. | ShadowsLight | Depression from lack of sex | No-one will have sex with you (not even if you give the CLAWthing curse away). You are utterly depressed. -5 to your next two combats. (Card Gamers are immune, the card has no effect) | AndrewSturman | Failed math exams | Repeat the year, lose a level. | YetiBe | FirleighFlats Unwashed Dishes | Every 10th turn (can I suggest that this should be next turn, as there is way too much to remember to be able to keep track of when the tenth turn is) you may choose to either miss a turn or generate a random monster. In addition no Significant Other will help you. This curse may only be removed by moving out. | MyrdemInggala | Typecast (revised)|You always play the same type of character. You may not voluntarily discard any classes that you have in play. | ShadowsLight | UCT Rhetoric (Acts like a bag of Manure) | You MUST hold the bag of manure in one hand. If all of your hands are full, discard an item you are using. If any player encounters a plant, you may fertilize it. +8 levels to the plant. A character who defeats a fertilized plant collects two additional treasures. (Discard the bag of manure.) | YetiBe | War Gaming Convention | Miss a turn painting an army Unless you have a COFFEE or an ALCOHOL card (which can be used like a wishing ring on this curse)

QUESTION:

Depression from lack of sex card above - shouldn't this be Sexual Frustration? if so, according to CLAWmarks issue 29, using adeeb as a prime example, shouldn't it be a +10 or something to either side, with a side-effect?

 Added it to one-off items, we can fix duplications later -- Mark

Stuff (TM) Cards

| Idea By | Item | Bonus | Description | AndrewSturman | Biscuit Tin | | +2 to running away (unless uphill)

| Idea By | Weapon | Bonus | Description | Hand(s) | GeekDotNeo | Capt. Dogs' Hotdog | +2 | Combination weapon: if owner also has the Capt. Dogs' Unidentifiable Black Thing, or the Capt. Dogs' Beard Hair, or the Capt. Dogs' Undercooked Chip, he / she MUST put these cards into play | 1 | GeekDotNeo | Capt. Dogs' Unidentifiable Black Thing | +2 / +1 with other Capt. Dogs' cards | An unidentifiable black thing | 1 (0 in combination) | GeekDotNeo | Capt. Dogs' Beard Hair | +2 / +1 with other Capt. Dogs' cards | Short, black, curly hair. At least we think it's from her face! | 1 (0 in combination) | GeekDotNeo | Capt. Dogs' Undercooked Chip | +2 / +1 with other Capt. Dogs' cards | An undercooked french fry | 1 (0 in combination) | MoonFlake | The Eviscerator | +2/+3 versus Ticklers | Spyderco Matriarch of Doom. Effective against all forms of tickling attacks. | 1 | GeekDotNeo | Help the Homeland Can | +0 | Shake it. Lie. Get some cash. If you defeat a monster, add a counter to increase bonus level. The counters belong to you. If the can is stolen, lost, whatever, keep these. They can be used if you get the can back! | 1 | GeekDotNeo | Nicki !McQueen?'s Whip | +3 | Leaves nice big welts. | 1 | | Score Cards | +2/+3 versus Females | The girls hate 'em, the boys love 'em. Say no more. SPECIAL: Rate another player based entirely on their looks. If all other players agree, search through the discard pile for another weapon. Either way, discard this card. | 2

| Idea By | Hand | Bonus | Description |GeekDotNeo | Purple Full-length Gloves | +1 / +2 if male | You have the ability to distract male opponents. Especially if you're male.

| Idea By | Feet | Bonus | Description | GeekDotNeo | Brigitte's Nutbreaking Boots of Doom | +3 / +6 vs. Males / +10 vs. Richard Hensman | See nuts. Kick. See true agony. | AndrewSturman | Mythical knees of meeping | | Usable by females only, as kneepads of allure, without the allure. (Then what do they do???)

| Idea By | Armour | Bonus | Description | GnomeThing | Purple Speedo of Nenadness | +3 | Monsters fall down laughing. Can be worn with any other armour, but must be worn on the outside |ShadowsLight | Reuel's Multicoloured Jersey | +2 | Scare opponents with your 80's style. Can not be used by Card Gamers | | Shelagh's Lab coat | +3/+4 Versus UCT Monsters | |Garrick | Shiny Red Pimp Shirt | +1/+2 against female monsters | It's a shiny red pimp shirt, fool. The Ho's fall at your feet...

| Idea By | Head Gear | Bonus | Description | GeekDotNeo | Markus's Vampire Outfit | +2/+4 vs His People | Paint face to look like a vampire. Strikes fear... can be worn with any other head gear | GeekDotNeo | Adam's Goggles | +0 / +2 against bright light | Can be worn with any other headgear, they just make it look GOOOOD.

| Idea By | Use Once Only | Bonus | Description | GeekDotNeo | Broom of Destiny |^ - | USE IMMEDIATELY: Make up one rule whose effect will last the rest of the game | YetiBe | Bursary Agreement | | Someone pays for your varsity career, draw 4 cards. Now go and work in a mine, loose 4 turns and gain a level. | ShadowsLight | CLAWs Library in Exile |^ - | Catalogue all the cards, but lose one. Use at any time to take one card out of play (it does not go onto the discard pile, it gets put back in the box) | ShadowsLight | Duncs Pr0n collection | -5 To Monster | Distract monster with HUUUUGE amount of pr0n. Can also be used to automatically run away from combat | YetiBe | FirleighFlats Coke bottle stack of doom | | Removes the honours project curse and generates 2 "COFFEE" cards. | AndrewSturman | Florescent light tube |^ | What a pretty effect when you feed it in to the whirring fan blades...+2 distraction to either side in combat, +5 vs elves/arts students. | | God's Dice |^ - | Change the result of any Die Roll | ShadowsLight | New CLAWs House Rule |^ - | CHEAT: Usable with any ONE item. You may use the item even if it is against the rules to do so. If you lose the item, you lose this card. | GnomeThing | Regret Not Available |^ - | What sort of shitty restaurant is this? Half the items on the menu just aren't available. Cancel the effect of any single card. | | Schpat's Amazing Bellybutton Trick |^ - | Hide D20 in belly button. Roll D20 and add to either side in combat | | Sexual Frustration |^ +10 | +10 to either side in Combat ?? Side Effect ?? | MyrdemInggala | Sleep With CLAWthing | special | Exchange your hand (minimum x cards) with the player who is currently CLAWthing. You become the new CLAWthing. | GnomeThing | SUCK IT DOWN! |^ - | The power of Rapeman is on your side! He defeats the monster for you. Get the treasure, but do not gain a level.

| Idea By | Level Up Cards | Description | ShadowsLight | ALCOHOL | Drink 3 litres of beer. Bounce off the wall. Once. Lie in a pool of your own urine. Giggle. Go up a level if you promise never to do this again | ShadowsLight | COFFEE | Drink 3 litres of coffee in one night. Bounce off the walls. Gain a Level | MyrdemInggala | Go to Icon | Go up a level | | Nenadwich of Doom | If your name is Nenad: Gain a level. Your name isn't Nenad: Lose a level

Discard Bin

Where card ideas go to die.

| |CLAWthing | You are too busy to help anyone in combat. You can't ever discard Clawthing; you have to give it to another player. And then they get to have sex with you. You can only be cursed with one Committee member curse at a time. If you pick another committee member curse, it affects your highest level rival (I think we should discard this in favour of style-like committee positions. - MyrdemInggala) | |Hoarder of Monies| Give an item to each committee member. All your treasure are belong to us. (Ditto. - MyrdemInggala)