VultarRessurection

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• moonflake pokes Vultar...quit camping

<moonflake> you missed your cue

• Zenstar gets a stick and pokes vultar with it

<Zenstar> i think he's dead <ork_khrist> vultar?? <ork_khrist> buddy?

• ork_khrist preforms cpr

<Zenstar> stop kissing the corpse <moonflake> lol <ork_khrist> stick his fingers in a plug socket <ork_khrist> CLEAR! <moonflake> still flatlined, doctor! <moonflake> charging <ork_khrist> Clear! <ork_khrist> hehehe

• moonflake checks the monitors again

<moonflake> still flatlined! <moonflake> charging <ork_khrist> get me tha monkey heart

• moonflake takes the monkey heart off ice

<moonflake> there you go, doctor <ork_khrist> julie left a butchers kife some here <ork_khrist> hehehe stand aside frankinstien! <moonflake> and frankenstein too! <ork_khrist> hmmm yaw <ork_khrist> looky here a unused brain! <ork_khrist> save that for later!

• Zenstar steals an organ while no-one is looking
• moonflake slices down the chest and inserts the ribspreader

<Zenstar> black market goods <moonflake> crank <moonflake> crank <moonflake> crank <Zenstar> snap <ork_khrist> as we thought no organs at all <moonflake> oi, no unprofessional help! <Zenstar> i didn't touch him <moonflake> you're just making a mess!

• Zenstar sidles away

<moonflake> he's all yours, doc <ork_khrist> stick it back with glue <moonflake> don't just stick it...

• Zenstar accidently spills some coke in there

<ork_khrist> staples <Zenstar> oops

• moonflake watches as the coke begins to boil and spit

<ork_khrist> hmmm nurse mop the brow

• moonflake mops the doc's brow
• Zenstar gets a dishcloth and starts rubbing vult's lungs

<Zenstar> damn...gonna stain <moonflake> squeak

• ork_khrist steals the lungs
• Zenstar hides the dishcloth under the liver

<ork_khrist> I will need thouse <moonflake> yes, you will

• Zenstar nicks the spleen

<ork_khrist> and the liver you think <moonflake> oh my god! <moonflake> doctor! <moonflake> this is unprecedented! <ork_khrist> what? <moonflake> there are... <moonflake> gasp <ork_khrist> ok wash my hands before.... <moonflake> hushed tones female parts <moonflake> dum dum DUM! <ork_khrist> wow havent seen thouse in a while

• Zenstar wonders if he can wear stu like a monkey suit ?

<moonflake> we knew it! all this time! <ork_khrist> keep zen away <Zenstar> don't close the wound... just put a zip there <ork_khrist> never know what he will do <moonflake> that long hair, those slim hips,....should have been a dead giveaway

• Zenstar ashes into the chest cavity

<ork_khrist> ugly for a girl though

• ork_khrist lights up 2
• Zenstar steals a kidney

<ork_khrist> how many asses does the monkey have

• Zenstar steals another kidney
• moonflake pads the hole with cotton wool..he'll never notice

<ork_khrist> perhaps we could splic ethem to stu

• Zenstar reads the future in vult's intestines

<Zenstar> poke <ork_khrist> lean years ahead <Zenstar> squidge <Zenstar> shuffle <moonflake> wow, i see a long dark tunnel.. and much pain and suffering

• Zenstar makes a lasso with the kidneys and tries to catch the doc

<ork_khrist> lets see how long his entrails are! <Zenstar> intestines even <moonflake> but we don't have a tennis court!

• ork_khrist dodges
• Zenstar catches a vase

<moonflake> how can we use the standard measure for intestine length if we don't have a tennis court? <ork_khrist> no molesting the doctor

• Zenstar jams the vase and intestines back into the body

<ork_khrist> hmmm <moonflake> yes, but intestines in vase first, or he'll never be allowed into the afterlife

• moonflake gets some straw and stuffs that in too

<ork_khrist> and the brain! <Zenstar> heh... i got him by the long and squidgys

• moonflake gets the rusty coathanger

<moonflake> there you go, doctor!

• Zenstar gets the bandages

<ork_khrist> bwahhahahaha <ork_khrist> mad doctoring is fun!

• Zenstar trips on some bandage and rolls past the operation

<moonflake> especialy when the patient isn't struggling <Zenstar> whoaaaaaaaaaaa off into distance crash <moonflake> damn those clumsy interns

• Zenstar wonders back looking like a mummy
• ork_khrist chases the nurse around the corpse... patent

<Zenstar> mmmfffmmfmmffmfmmmmfff

• moonflake smacks the doctor over the head with a bedpan
• Shrike comes back to find some kind of corpse spread out over the floor....eew
• Zenstar steals some teeth

<moonflake> how'd he get onto the floor? <moonflake> Zenstar!!!

• Zenstar looks up

<ork_khrist> right now lets try again. <Shrike> better check for stains <moonflake> those weren't even gold! <Zenstar> i didn't dop it! <ork_khrist> we need a lightning conductor <Zenstar> aaahhhh <ork_khrist> and a tank of eels

• Zenstar pours in some jelly mix and hot water
• moonflake looks around for something metallic
• Zenstar mixes vult's insides with a spoon

<ork_khrist> and what are we to use as presevative <moonflake> hmmm...toxic sludge <ork_khrist> drink that

• Zenstar adds a little vodka
• moonflake gets the sodium benzoate

<Shrike> you know, in most countries this would get you placed in a federal pound me in the ass facility <ork_khrist> cant drink that

• Zenstar starts ladeling out refreshments from the abdomen
• Zenstar hands the doc a paper cup
• moonflake watches as the paper cup begins to melt

<ork_khrist> perhaps we could process the preservative first

• Zenstar hands shrike a paper cup

<moonflake> dude, you got some of the acid blood in there!

• Zenstar hands moonflake a paper cup

<Zenstar> it's for the flavour <moonflake> uhuh

• Shrike gingerly holds up the cup
• Zenstar starts wheeling the body off to the bathroom while everyone's drinking

<moonflake> oh no you don't! <Zenstar> awwww <ork_khrist> hey come back!

• Zenstar runs
• Zenstar locks the door behind him

<Zenstar> how YOU doing ?

• ork_khrist lasoos the corpse with the guts

<Zenstar> squidy sounds from bathroom <moonflake> aaaaaaaaaarg! <Zenstar> more squidy sounds from bathroom <moonflake> well, those two always were close

• Zenstar unlocks the door and wheels the body back out

<ork_khrist> where my patient

• moonflake raises an eyebrow

<ork_khrist> oh there it is <Zenstar> erm... over there

• Zenstar grinz

<moonflake> i'm sure there were fewer holes in it when he left <Zenstar> erm.... he fell... on a knife <Zenstar> yeah <ork_khrist> 17 times <moonflake> right, the lesser known rounded knife <ork_khrist> in the head? <Zenstar> it's been a while since my body met a body while people were passing out on rye <moonflake> ooh, in the back of the head? between the lobes? <ork_khrist> wow look at this sediment <Vultar> bleh <ork_khrist> it lives! <Zenstar> i have given him the gift of life <ork_khrist> genius! <moonflake> hallelujah! <ork_khrist> say something buddy! <ork_khrist> poke! <Vultar> When I go to hell I'm getting a day pass, then I'm going to go to heaven and kick the s#1+ out of god... <ork_khrist> where you been?

• Zenstar hides the kidneys and teeth
• ork_khrist pushes vults eye back into its socket
• moonflake removes the ribspreaders

<Vultar> phwenemffmffmfmf <moonflake> right, going now <moonflake> fun over <moonflake> patient responsive...sort of <ork_khrist> awww <Vultar> mwy phwides hurp...wherf my kidneef?!?!?!

• Zenstar wonders if he should get the vase back ?

<moonflake> was it expensive? <Zenstar> wasn't mine <moonflake> then who cares? <Zenstar> i could have sold it <moonflake> shrug <ork_khrist> with or without the guts <moonflake> not my problem, i'm outa here <ork_khrist> noo <Vultar> Wha! I have more holes that the plot for tomb raider 2!!!! <moonflake> oh, coptic jars fetch much more with the guts <Zenstar> wasn't me <ork_khrist> stay with us nurse

• Zenstar denies all knowledge of said holes

<Vultar> hehe...coptic...that sounds naughty.... <Vultar> "I coptic'd a feel" <moonflake> rofl <moonflake> and on that note...

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• moonflake pokes Vultar...quit camping
  <moonflake> you missed your cue
  * Zenstar gets a stick and pokes vultar with it\\

<ork_khrist> vultar??
<ork_khrist> buddy?
* ork_khrist preforms cpr\\

<moonflake> lol\\

<ork_khrist> CLEAR!\\

<moonflake> charging\\

<ork_khrist> hehehe
* moonflake checks the monitors again\\

<moonflake> charging
<ork_khrist> get me tha monkey heart
* moonflake takes the monkey heart off ice\\

<ork_khrist> julie left a butchers kife some here\\

<moonflake> and frankenstein too!\\

<ork_khrist> looky here a unused brain!
<ork_khrist> save that for later!
* Zenstar steals an organ while no-one is looking
* moonflake slices down the chest and inserts the ribspreader\\

<moonflake> crank
<moonflake> crank\\

<ork_khrist> as we thought no organs at all\\

<Zenstar> i didn't touch him
<moonflake> you're just making a mess!
* Zenstar sidles away\\

<ork_khrist> stick it back with glue
<moonflake> don't just stick it...
* Zenstar accidently spills some coke in there\\

<Zenstar> oops
* moonflake watches as the coke begins to boil and spit
<ork_khrist> hmmm nurse mop the brow
* moonflake mops the doc's brow
* Zenstar gets a dishcloth and starts rubbing vult's lungs\\

<moonflake> squeak
* ork_khrist steals the lungs
* Zenstar hides the dishcloth under the liver\\

<moonflake> yes, you will
* Zenstar nicks the spleen\\

<moonflake> oh my god!\\

<moonflake> this is unprecedented!\\

<moonflake> there are...\\

<ork_khrist> ok wash my hands before....\\

<moonflake> dum dum DUM!
<ork_khrist> wow havent seen thouse in a while
* Zenstar wonders if he can wear stu like a monkey suit ?\\

<ork_khrist> keep zen away\\

<ork_khrist> never know what he will do
<moonflake> that long hair, those slim hips,....should have been a dead giveaway
* Zenstar ashes into the chest cavity
<ork_khrist> ugly for a girl though
* ork_khrist lights up 2
* Zenstar steals a kidney
<ork_khrist> how many asses does the monkey have
* Zenstar steals another kidney
* moonflake pads the hole with cotton wool..he'll never notice
<ork_khrist> perhaps we could splic ethem to stu
* Zenstar reads the future in vult's intestines\\

<ork_khrist> lean years ahead\\

<Zenstar> shuffle
<moonflake> wow, i see a long dark tunnel.. and much pain and suffering
* Zenstar makes a lasso with the kidneys and tries to catch the doc\\

<Zenstar> intestines even
<moonflake> but we don't have a tennis court!
* ork_khrist dodges
* Zenstar catches a vase\\

<ork_khrist> no molesting the doctor
* Zenstar jams the vase and intestines back into the body\\

<moonflake> yes, but intestines in vase first, or he'll never be allowed into the afterlife
* moonflake gets some straw and stuffs that in too\\

<Zenstar> heh... i got him by the long and squidgys
* moonflake gets the rusty coathanger
<moonflake> there you go, doctor!
* Zenstar gets the bandages\\

<ork_khrist> mad doctoring is fun!
* Zenstar trips on some bandage and rolls past the operation\\

<Zenstar> whoaaaaaaaaaaa off into distance crash
<moonflake> damn those clumsy interns
* Zenstar wonders back looking like a mummy
* ork_khrist chases the nurse around the corpse... patent
<Zenstar> mmmfffmmfmmffmfmmmmfff
* moonflake smacks the doctor over the head with a bedpan
* Shrike comes back to find some kind of corpse spread out over the floor....eew
* Zenstar steals some teeth\\

<moonflake> Zenstar!!!
* Zenstar looks up\\

<Shrike> better check for stains\\

<Zenstar> i didn't dop it!\\

<Zenstar> aaahhhh
<ork_khrist> and a tank of eels
* Zenstar pours in some jelly mix and hot water
* moonflake looks around for something metallic
* Zenstar mixes vult's insides with a spoon\\

<moonflake> hmmm...toxic sludge
<ork_khrist> drink that
* Zenstar adds a little vodka
* moonflake gets the sodium benzoate\\

<ork_khrist> cant drink that
* Zenstar starts ladeling out refreshments from the abdomen
* Zenstar hands the doc a paper cup
* moonflake watches as the paper cup begins to melt
<ork_khrist> perhaps we could process the preservative first
* Zenstar hands shrike a paper cup
<moonflake> dude, you got some of the acid blood in there!
* Zenstar hands moonflake a paper cup\\

<moonflake> uhuh
* Shrike gingerly holds up the cup
* Zenstar starts wheeling the body off to the bathroom while everyone's drinking\\

<Zenstar> awwww
<ork_khrist> hey come back!
* Zenstar runs
* Zenstar locks the door behind him
<Zenstar> how YOU doing ?
* ork_khrist lasoos the corpse with the guts\\

<moonflake> aaaaaaaaaarg!\\

<moonflake> well, those two always were close
* Zenstar unlocks the door and wheels the body back out
<ork_khrist> where my patient
* moonflake raises an eyebrow\\

<Zenstar> erm... over there
* Zenstar grinz\\

<Zenstar> erm.... he fell... on a knife\\

<ork_khrist> 17 times\\

<ork_khrist> in the head?\\

<moonflake> ooh, in the back of the head? between the lobes?\\

<Vultar> bleh\\

<Zenstar> i have given him the gift of life\\

<moonflake> hallelujah!\\

<ork_khrist> poke!\\

<ork_khrist> where you been?
* Zenstar hides the kidneys and teeth
* ork_khrist pushes vults eye back into its socket
* moonflake removes the ribspreaders\\

<moonflake> right, going now\\

<moonflake> patient responsive...sort of\\

<Vultar> mwy phwides hurp...wherf my kidneef?!?!?!
* Zenstar wonders if he should get the vase back ?\\

<Zenstar> wasn't mine\\

<Zenstar> i could have sold it\\

<ork_khrist> with or without the guts\\

<ork_khrist> noo\\

<moonflake> oh, coptic jars fetch much more with the guts\\

<ork_khrist> stay with us nurse
* Zenstar denies all knowledge of said holes\\

<Vultar> "I coptic'd a feel"\\

<moonflake> and on that note...
<ork_khrist> pop corn and coke?