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[@ * moonflake pokes Vultar...quit camping <moonflake> you missed your cue * Zenstar gets a stick and pokes vultar with it <Zenstar> i think he's dead <ork_khrist> vultar?? <ork_khrist> buddy? * ork_khrist preforms cpr <Zenstar> stop kissing the corpse <moonflake> lol <ork_khrist> stick his fingers in a plug socket <ork_khrist> CLEAR! <moonflake> still flatlined, doctor! <moonflake> '''charging''' <ork_khrist> Clear! <ork_khrist> hehehe * moonflake checks the monitors again <moonflake> still flatlined! <moonflake> '''charging''' <ork_khrist> get me tha monkey heart * moonflake takes the monkey heart off ice <moonflake> there you go, doctor <ork_khrist> julie left a butchers kife some here <ork_khrist> hehehe stand aside frankinstien! <moonflake> and frankenstein too! <ork_khrist> hmmm yaw <ork_khrist> looky here a unused brain! <ork_khrist> save that for later! * Zenstar steals an organ while no-one is looking * moonflake slices down the chest and inserts the ribspreader <Zenstar> black market goods <moonflake> '''crank''' <moonflake> '''crank''' <moonflake> '''crank''' <Zenstar> '''snap''' <ork_khrist> as we thought no organs at all <moonflake> oi, no unprofessional help! <Zenstar> i didn't touch him <moonflake> you're just making a mess! * Zenstar sidles away <moonflake> he's all yours, doc <ork_khrist> stick it back with glue <moonflake> don't just stick it... * Zenstar accidently spills some coke in there <ork_khrist> staples <Zenstar> oops * moonflake watches as the coke begins to boil and spit <ork_khrist> hmmm nurse mop the brow * moonflake mops the doc's brow * Zenstar gets a dishcloth and starts rubbing vult's lungs <Zenstar> damn...gonna stain <moonflake> '''squeak''' * ork_khrist steals the lungs * Zenstar hides the dishcloth under the liver <ork_khrist> I will need thouse <moonflake> yes, you will * Zenstar nicks the spleen <ork_khrist> and the liver you think <moonflake> oh my god! <moonflake> doctor! <moonflake> this is unprecedented! <ork_khrist> what? <moonflake> there are... <moonflake> '''gasp''' <ork_khrist> ok wash my hands before.... <moonflake> '''hushed tones''' female parts <moonflake> dum dum DUM! <ork_khrist> wow havent seen thouse in a while * Zenstar wonders if he can wear stu like a monkey suit ? <moonflake> we knew it! all this time! <ork_khrist> keep zen away <Zenstar> don't close the wound... just put a zip there <ork_khrist> never know what he will do <moonflake> that long hair, those slim hips,....should have been a dead giveaway * Zenstar ashes into the chest cavity <ork_khrist> ugly for a girl though * ork_khrist lights up 2 * Zenstar steals a kidney <ork_khrist> how many asses does the monkey have * Zenstar steals another kidney * moonflake pads the hole with cotton wool..he'll never notice <ork_khrist> perhaps we could splic ethem to stu * Zenstar reads the future in vult's intestines <Zenstar> '''poke''' <ork_khrist> lean years ahead <Zenstar> '''squidge''' <Zenstar> '''shuffle''' <moonflake> wow, i see a long dark tunnel.. and much pain and suffering * Zenstar makes a lasso with the kidneys and tries to catch the doc <ork_khrist> lets see how long his entrails are! <Zenstar> intestines even <moonflake> but we don't have a tennis court! * ork_khrist dodges * Zenstar catches a vase <moonflake> how can we use the standard measure for intestine length if we don't have a tennis court? <ork_khrist> no molesting the doctor * Zenstar jams the vase and intestines back into the body <ork_khrist> hmmm <moonflake> yes, but intestines in vase first, or he'll never be allowed into the afterlife * moonflake gets some straw and stuffs that in too <ork_khrist> and the brain! <Zenstar> heh... i got him by the long and squidgys * moonflake gets the rusty coathanger <moonflake> there you go, doctor! * Zenstar gets the bandages <ork_khrist> bwahhahahaha <ork_khrist> mad doctoring is fun! * Zenstar trips on some bandage and rolls past the operation <moonflake> especialy when the patient isn't struggling <Zenstar> whoaaaaaaaaaaa '''off into distance''' '''crash''' <moonflake> damn those clumsy interns * Zenstar wonders back looking like a mummy * ork_khrist chases the nurse around the corpse... patent <Zenstar> '''mmmfffmmfmmffmfmmmmfff''' * moonflake smacks the doctor over the head with a bedpan * Shrike comes back to find some kind of corpse spread out over the floor....eew * Zenstar steals some teeth <moonflake> how'd he get onto the floor? <moonflake> Zenstar!!! * Zenstar looks up <ork_khrist> right now lets try again. <Shrike> better check for stains <moonflake> those weren't even gold! <Zenstar> i didn't dop it! <ork_khrist> we need a lightning conductor <Zenstar> aaahhhh <ork_khrist> and a tank of eels * Zenstar pours in some jelly mix and hot water * moonflake looks around for something metallic * Zenstar mixes vult's insides with a spoon <ork_khrist> and what are we to use as presevative <moonflake> hmmm...toxic sludge <ork_khrist> drink that * Zenstar adds a little vodka * moonflake gets the sodium benzoate <Shrike> you know, in most countries this would get you placed in a federal pound me in the ass facility <ork_khrist> cant drink that * Zenstar starts ladeling out refreshments from the abdomen * Zenstar hands the doc a paper cup * moonflake watches as the paper cup begins to melt <ork_khrist> perhaps we could process the preservative first * Zenstar hands shrike a paper cup <moonflake> dude, you got some of the acid blood in there! * Zenstar hands moonflake a paper cup <Zenstar> it's for the flavour <moonflake> uhuh * Shrike gingerly holds up the cup * Zenstar starts wheeling the body off to the bathroom while everyone's drinking <moonflake> oh no you don't! <Zenstar> awwww <ork_khrist> hey come back! * Zenstar runs * Zenstar locks the door behind him <Zenstar> how YOU doing ? * ork_khrist lasoos the corpse with the guts <Zenstar> '''squidy sounds from bathroom''' <moonflake> aaaaaaaaaarg! <Zenstar> '''more squidy sounds from bathroom''' <moonflake> well, those two always were close * Zenstar unlocks the door and wheels the body back out <ork_khrist> where my patient * moonflake raises an eyebrow <ork_khrist> oh there it is <Zenstar> erm... over there * Zenstar grinz <moonflake> i'm sure there were fewer holes in it when he left <Zenstar> erm.... he fell... on a knife <Zenstar> yeah <ork_khrist> 17 times <moonflake> right, the lesser known '''rounded''' knife <ork_khrist> in the head? <Zenstar> it's been a while since my body met a body while people were passing out on rye <moonflake> ooh, in the back of the head? between the lobes? <ork_khrist> wow look at this sediment <Vultar> '''bleh''' <ork_khrist> it lives! <Zenstar> i have given him the gift of life <ork_khrist> genius! <moonflake> hallelujah! <ork_khrist> say something buddy! <ork_khrist> poke! <Vultar> When I go to hell I'm getting a day pass, then I'm going to go to heaven and kick the s#1+ out of god... <ork_khrist> where you been? * Zenstar hides the kidneys and teeth * ork_khrist pushes vults eye back into its socket * moonflake removes the ribspreaders <Vultar> phwenemffmffmfmf <moonflake> right, going now <moonflake> fun over <moonflake> patient responsive...sort of <ork_khrist> awww <Vultar> mwy phwides hurp...wherf my kidneef?!?!?! * Zenstar wonders if he should get the vase back ? <moonflake> was it expensive? <Zenstar> wasn't mine <moonflake> then who cares? <Zenstar> i could have sold it <moonflake> '''shrug''' <ork_khrist> with or without the guts <moonflake> not my problem, i'm outa here <ork_khrist> noo <Vultar> Wha! I have more holes that the plot for tomb raider 2!!!! <moonflake> oh, coptic jars fetch much more '''with''' the guts <Zenstar> wasn't me <ork_khrist> stay with us nurse * Zenstar denies all knowledge of said holes <Vultar> hehe...coptic...that sounds naughty.... <Vultar> "I coptic'd a feel" <moonflake> rofl <moonflake> and on that note... Changed line 214 from:
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* moonflake pokes Vultar...quit camping\\ <moonflake> you missed your cue\\ * Zenstar gets a stick and pokes vultar with it\\ Changed lines 7-9 from:
<ork_khrist> vultar?? to:
<ork_khrist> vultar??\\ <ork_khrist> buddy?\\ * ork_khrist preforms cpr\\ Changed line 11 from:
<moonflake> to:
<moonflake> lol\\ Changed line 13 from:
<ork_khrist> CLEAR! to:
<ork_khrist> CLEAR!\\ Changed line 15 from:
<moonflake> '''charging''' to:
<moonflake> '''charging'''\\ Changed lines 17-18 from:
<ork_khrist> hehehe to:
<ork_khrist> hehehe\\ * moonflake checks the monitors again\\ Changed lines 20-22 from:
<moonflake> '''charging''' to:
<moonflake> '''charging'''\\ <ork_khrist> get me tha monkey heart\\ * moonflake takes the monkey heart off ice\\ Changed line 24 from:
<ork_khrist> julie left a butchers kife some to:
<ork_khrist> julie left a butchers kife some here\\ Changed line 26 from:
<moonflake> and frankenstein too! to:
<moonflake> and frankenstein too!\\ Changed lines 28-31 from:
<ork_khrist> looky here a unused brain! to:
<ork_khrist> looky here a unused brain!\\ <ork_khrist> save that for later!\\ * Zenstar steals an organ while no-one is looking\\ * moonflake slices down the chest and inserts the ribspreader\\ Deleted line 32:
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<moonflake> '''crank''' to:
<moonflake> '''crank'''\\ <moonflake> '''crank'''\\ Changed line 37 from:
<ork_khrist> as we thought no organs at to:
<ork_khrist> as we thought no organs at all\\ Changed lines 39-41 from:
<Zenstar> i didn't touch him to:
<Zenstar> i didn't touch him\\ <moonflake> you're just making a mess!\\ * Zenstar sidles away\\ Changed lines 43-45 from:
<ork_khrist> stick it back with glue to:
<ork_khrist> stick it back with glue\\ <moonflake> don't just stick it...\\ * Zenstar accidently spills some coke in there\\ Changed lines 47-51 from:
<Zenstar> oops to:
<Zenstar> oops\\ * moonflake watches as the coke begins to boil and spit\\ <ork_khrist> hmmm nurse mop the brow\\ * moonflake mops the doc's brow\\ * Zenstar gets a dishcloth and starts rubbing vult's lungs\\ Changed lines 53-55 from:
<moonflake> '''squeak''' to:
<moonflake> '''squeak'''\\ * ork_khrist steals the lungs\\ * Zenstar hides the dishcloth under the liver\\ Changed lines 57-58 from:
<moonflake> yes, you will to:
<moonflake> yes, you will\\ * Zenstar nicks the spleen\\ Changed line 60 from:
<moonflake> oh my god! to:
<moonflake> oh my god!\\ Changed line 62 from:
<moonflake> this is unprecedented! to:
<moonflake> this is unprecedented!\\ Changed line 64 from:
<moonflake> there are... to:
<moonflake> there are...\\ Changed line 66 from:
<ork_khrist> ok wash my hands before.... to:
<ork_khrist> ok wash my hands before....\\ Changed lines 68-70 from:
<moonflake> dum dum DUM! to:
<moonflake> dum dum DUM!\\ <ork_khrist> wow havent seen thouse in a while\\ * Zenstar wonders if he can wear stu like a monkey suit ?\\ Changed line 72 from:
<ork_khrist> keep zen to:
<ork_khrist> keep zen away\\ Changed lines 74-84 from:
<ork_khrist> never know what he will do to:
<ork_khrist> never know what he will do\\ <moonflake> that long hair, those slim hips,....should have been a dead giveaway\\ * Zenstar ashes into the chest cavity\\ <ork_khrist> ugly for a girl though\\ * ork_khrist lights up 2\\ * Zenstar steals a kidney\\ <ork_khrist> how many asses does the monkey have\\ * Zenstar steals another kidney\\ * moonflake pads the hole with cotton wool..he'll never notice\\ <ork_khrist> perhaps we could splic ethem to stu\\ * Zenstar reads the future in vult's intestines\\ Changed line 86 from:
<ork_khrist> lean years to:
<ork_khrist> lean years ahead\\ Changed lines 88-90 from:
<Zenstar> '''shuffle''' to:
<Zenstar> '''shuffle'''\\ <moonflake> wow, i see a long dark tunnel.. and much pain and suffering\\ * Zenstar makes a lasso with the kidneys and tries to catch the doc\\ Changed lines 92-95 from:
<Zenstar> intestines even to:
<Zenstar> intestines even\\ <moonflake> but we don't have a tennis court!\\ * ork_khrist dodges\\ * Zenstar catches a vase\\ Changed lines 97-98 from:
<ork_khrist> no molesting the doctor to:
<ork_khrist> no molesting the doctor\\ * Zenstar jams the vase and intestines back into the body\\ Changed lines 100-101 from:
<moonflake> yes, but intestines in vase first, or he'll never be allowed into the afterlife to:
<moonflake> yes, but intestines in vase first, or he'll never be allowed into the afterlife\\ * moonflake gets some straw and stuffs that in too\\ Changed lines 103-106 from:
<Zenstar> heh... i got him by the long and squidgys to:
<Zenstar> heh... i got him by the long and squidgys\\ * moonflake gets the rusty coathanger\\ <moonflake> there you go, doctor!\\ * Zenstar gets the bandages\\ Changed lines 108-109 from:
<ork_khrist> mad doctoring is fun! to:
<ork_khrist> mad doctoring is fun!\\ * Zenstar trips on some bandage and rolls past the operation\\ Changed lines 111-118 from:
<Zenstar> whoaaaaaaaaaaa '''off into distance''' '''crash''' to:
<Zenstar> whoaaaaaaaaaaa '''off into distance''' '''crash'''\\ <moonflake> damn those clumsy interns\\ * Zenstar wonders back looking like a mummy\\ * ork_khrist chases the nurse around the corpse... patent\\ <Zenstar> '''mmmfffmmfmmffmfmmmmfff'''\\ * moonflake smacks the doctor over the head with a bedpan\\ * Shrike comes back to find some kind of corpse spread out over the floor....eew\\ * Zenstar steals some teeth\\ Changed lines 120-121 from:
<moonflake> Zenstar!!! to:
<moonflake> Zenstar!!!\\ * Zenstar looks up\\ Changed line 123 from:
<Shrike> better check for to:
<Shrike> better check for stains\\ Changed line 125 from:
<Zenstar> i didn't dop it! to:
<Zenstar> i didn't dop it!\\ Changed lines 127-131 from:
<Zenstar> aaahhhh to:
<Zenstar> aaahhhh\\ <ork_khrist> and a tank of eels\\ * Zenstar pours in some jelly mix and hot water\\ * moonflake looks around for something metallic\\ * Zenstar mixes vult's insides with a spoon\\ Changed lines 133-136 from:
<moonflake> hmmm...toxic sludge to:
<moonflake> hmmm...toxic sludge\\ <ork_khrist> drink that\\ * Zenstar adds a little vodka\\ * moonflake gets the sodium benzoate\\ Changed lines 138-145 from:
<ork_khrist> cant drink that to:
<ork_khrist> cant drink that\\ * Zenstar starts ladeling out refreshments from the abdomen\\ * Zenstar hands the doc a paper cup\\ * moonflake watches as the paper cup begins to melt\\ <ork_khrist> perhaps we could process the preservative first\\ * Zenstar hands shrike a paper cup\\ <moonflake> dude, you got some of the acid blood in there!\\ * Zenstar hands moonflake a paper cup\\ Changed lines 147-149 from:
<moonflake> uhuh to:
<moonflake> uhuh\\ * Shrike gingerly holds up the cup\\ * Zenstar starts wheeling the body off to the bathroom while everyone's drinking\\ Changed lines 151-156 from:
<Zenstar> awwww to:
<Zenstar> awwww\\ <ork_khrist> hey come back!\\ * Zenstar runs\\ * Zenstar locks the door behind him\\ <Zenstar> how YOU doing ?\\ * ork_khrist lasoos the corpse with the guts\\ Changed line 158 from:
<moonflake> aaaaaaaaaarg! to:
<moonflake> aaaaaaaaaarg!\\ Changed lines 160-163 from:
<moonflake> well, those two always were close to:
<moonflake> well, those two always were close\\ * Zenstar unlocks the door and wheels the body back out\\ <ork_khrist> where my patient\\ * moonflake raises an eyebrow\\ Changed lines 165-166 from:
<Zenstar> erm... over there to:
<Zenstar> erm... over there\\ * Zenstar grinz\\ Changed line 168 from:
<Zenstar> erm.... he fell... on a to:
<Zenstar> erm.... he fell... on a knife\\ Changed line 170 from:
<ork_khrist> 17 to:
<ork_khrist> 17 times\\ Changed line 172 from:
<ork_khrist> in the head? to:
<ork_khrist> in the head?\\ Changed line 174 from:
<moonflake> ooh, in the back of the head? between the lobes? to:
<moonflake> ooh, in the back of the head? between the lobes?\\ Changed line 176 from:
<Vultar> '''bleh''' to:
<Vultar> '''bleh'''\\ Changed line 178 from:
<Zenstar> i have given him the gift of to:
<Zenstar> i have given him the gift of life\\ Changed line 180 from:
<moonflake> hallelujah! to:
<moonflake> hallelujah!\\ Changed line 182 from:
<ork_khrist> poke! to:
<ork_khrist> poke!\\ Changed lines 184-187 from:
<ork_khrist> where you been? to:
<ork_khrist> where you been?\\ * Zenstar hides the kidneys and teeth\\ * ork_khrist pushes vults eye back into its socket\\ * moonflake removes the ribspreaders\\ Changed line 189 from:
<moonflake> right, going to:
<moonflake> right, going now\\ Changed line 191 from:
<moonflake> patient responsive...sort to:
<moonflake> patient responsive...sort of\\ Changed lines 193-194 from:
<Vultar> mwy phwides hurp...wherf my kidneef?!?!?! to:
<Vultar> mwy phwides hurp...wherf my kidneef?!?!?!\\ * Zenstar wonders if he should get the vase back ?\\ Changed line 196 from:
<Zenstar> wasn't to:
<Zenstar> wasn't mine\\ Changed line 198 from:
<Zenstar> i could have sold to:
<Zenstar> i could have sold it\\ Changed line 200 from:
<ork_khrist> with or without the to:
<ork_khrist> with or without the guts\\ Changed line 202 from:
<ork_khrist> to:
<ork_khrist> noo\\ Changed line 204 from:
<moonflake> oh, coptic jars fetch much more '''with''' the to:
<moonflake> oh, coptic jars fetch much more '''with''' the guts\\ Changed lines 206-207 from:
<ork_khrist> stay with us nurse to:
<ork_khrist> stay with us nurse\\ * Zenstar denies all knowledge of said holes\\ Changed line 209 from:
<Vultar> "I coptic'd a feel" to:
<Vultar> "I coptic'd a feel"\\ Changed lines 211-213 from:
<moonflake> and on that note... </verbatim> to:
<moonflake> and on that note...\\ <ork_khrist> pop corn and coke? |