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ShRikeYou are on the archive wiki. The new wiki is here. ShRike(AKA Sed M) is a cranky, moody old bastard, who spends way too much time fiddling with his PC, making fun of first years, and threatening to hang Mojo's beaten, blindingly white body outside their store as a warning to other oppressed minorities who don't know their place. He currently lives at home with his folks (most of the time), is desparately trying to escape the clutches of varsity by completing his thesis this year, and would dearly love to earn more money than God by the age of 25. Oooh. It would appear that the native is getting uppity. This is exactly why we kept them chained on the slave ships. I swear, you let these primitives govern themselves and look what they do! Absolutely no respect for the civilization of the white man. Just makes me wish I'd never released all those heathens on my plantation. Of course, now I do get to shoot them for trespassing, so it's not entirely without its perks... GarethMojo
You would never have released them if the IRS hadn't stepped in. Apparently they didn't consider "Heathen slave booty don't complain about my people's subsize members" a valid reason for losing lotsa money. |
