ShRike(AKA Sed M) is a cranky, moody old bastard, who spends way too much time fiddling with his PC, making fun of first years, and threatening to hang Mojo's beaten, blindingly white body outside their store as a warning to other oppressed minorities who don't know their place. He currently lives at home with his folks (most of the time), is desparately trying to escape the clutches of varsity by completing his thesis this year, and would dearly love to earn more money than God by the age of 25.
You would never have released them if the IRS hadn't stepped in. Apparently they didn't consider "Heathen slave booty don't complain about my people's subsize members" a valid reason for losing lotsa money.