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NinjaBurgerHaiku

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Ninja Burger Haikus

when your ninja is killed in ninja burger (and they will be, trust me) you get to create a haiku about your dead ninja and read it to the group before you're allowed to create a new ninja to play. this page is the memorial page for all fallen ninja (ie: put up ninja burger faliure employees' haiku here)

Toyota swings low
for to capture wayward Sue Toyota die soon

• Toyota (killed by bob the enforcer)

all honour is lost
success in Miagi's death Carol goes hungry

• Fukami (killed by dishonour after successfully killing Mr Miagi) (he had ~NO fingers left)

pakage delivered
honourable sepuku did not reach Sue-san

• Keiko (managed to deliver her burgers but was dishonoured into seppuku before saving Sue)