when your ninja is killed in ninja burger (and they will be, trust me) you get to create a haiku about your dead ninja and read it to the group before you're allowed to create a new ninja to play. this page is the memorial page for all fallen ninja (ie: put up ninja burger faliure employees' haiku here)
Toyota swings low
for to capture wayward Sue
Toyota die soon
all honour is lost
success in Miagi's death
Carol goes hungry
pakage delivered
honourable sepuku
did not reach Sue-san