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Campey: Fuck me. I�m stiff.
Markus: Do you know why it�s a good idea to take your thing out?
Duncan: It�s so, like, firm, yet not too hard�
Darryn: Nice Toss!!!
Markus: That was a bit of a judgement in error.
Michelle: This is one of Darryn�s balls.
Dave: Ouch, steam is hot.
Juan: I�m going home to play with Norm�s thing.
Dave: Have it with tomato sauce otherwise it will get cold!
Bevan: You have to believe in Satan to be a Satanist.
David: I was just about to stick my finger in my mouth, when I realised I�ve been in the cable.
Juan: It felt so comfortable in my hand; I didn�t realise it wasn�t mine.
Norm: There�s a million one-ways of doing it.
Bevan�s bag: Bzzzzzzzz.
Bevan: I can�t go any slower; it�s like foomp� and it�s out.
Dave: I often talk aloud though.
Juan: Sorry, I burnt your cigarette�
Buggs: I�m copying my mp3�s to my hard drive� It makes them play faster.
Campey: ... and that�s not going on the fridge!
Campey: No, I�m just moaning for your pleasure!
Bevan: It�s actually quite easy. screw, screw, plug, plug.
Campey: Are you showing Joe how to beat the cream?
Juan: I was trying to pull it out, but I didn�t realise there was one screw left.
Norman: I�ve got hair in my hair!
Campey: Love is blind... Markus: deaf & dumb Campey: and stupid
Markus: Bevan, should I click �next�? Bev: What�s it doing? Markus: It�s waiting for me to click �next�
The Door: Look a decoy!
Dave: Yes, I was officially camping.
Dave: I�ll wrap it in Carlton towel then put the plumbers� tape on so the tape doesn�t melt.
Bevan: I was trying to get off quickly, so the guy behind me could get in.
Bevan: Turner threw him down the stairs. I was not impressed. So I ate him.
The Door: AAAARrrghhhh!
Markus: I�m sorry, I have two hands, and one is for my girlfriend.
Campey: Take me I�m yours.
Juan: Natural�s kewl. They�re naked.
Nurm: I�ll slut you as much as I want to BITCH.
Juan: Your slash is by my enter, dammit.
Dave: Dave has hit the hammer on the� Fuck off.
Dave: I�ve distinctly lost a knuckle.
Nurm: Bevan, Juan�s fondling your cheese.
Alexia: Personal Trainers? Yuk, it�s like bonking a rubber chicken!
Frozen pea packet: Cover with cling-wrap and prick.
Campey: Now you have officially violated me.
Bevan: On the plus side� you did have to stick your hand up my arse.
Juan: Damn you, I can�t get my finger in there.
Juan: Ouch! That took so much concentration not to swallow.
Bevan: It�s Dave because it�s the wrong shape.
Juan: (to Bevan) is that your crotch?
Nigel: (aka Sed) So you going to show me your back way? Heh Heh Heh.
Campey: I don�t care if she�s faking it; it�s encouraging.
Tuner: Do you remember the first time you ejaculated? Hmm? I was playing Civilization at the time� and it was such a good game. Campey: Wanker.
Turner: Not only did you make that up, it wasn�t original either.
Juan: It was straight when I got it but it�s curved now big smile
Campey: I was looking at Shelagh and she was vaguely oscillating
Kim: Oooh! Doing it at this angle is hard
Turner: Hey check this out� I�ve discovered a way to make them blip without blopping
Bevan: Dave, I�m gonna ask you to move so I can get behind you for a while
Bevan: It�s not the prettiest of things, but it�s a good size and it�s functional.
Barbara: I know if I go down I�ll never get up.
Campey: Dude, I wasn�t feeling you up, I was exploring.
Bevan: I still like Markus�s thingy.
Barbara: That�s my least favourite, functional part of the body.
Barbara: I can never type �that�; it always ends up as �t hat�
Kim: Bruises don�t generally rub off
Juan: I�m not actually that small
Turner: Grunt you bitch!
Barbara: (to Campey) And you get out from between my legs!
Barbara: It never comes in, like, spurts
Barbara: Now see, this is a position I could get used to.
Barbara: It�s hard enough to get it up as it is.
Marcia: I�m fucking Marcia!
Dave: (to Markus) Can I just get between your legs for a minute?
Dave: Jesus Christ dude, you�re a Jew!
Barbara: I have ticklish (*) everything. (* Insert screech here)
Bevan: Kim, go away! I just beat Dave off I don�t need you now.
Barbara: (to Campey) No, get out. Access denied.
Juan: Just don�t think about it, then swallow.
Campey: I�m getting Carpul Butt Syndrome.
Bevan: It�s not hard, it�s just long.
Dave: Won�t you just cover the sun.
Norm: Bet you couldn�t keep it up all night. (to Bevan)
Norm: Look I have a head, I have two now.
Babara: Norman needs Tactile attention.
Dave: She�s the kind of girl who would have a great personality, except she doesn�t
Bevan: It feels really good when you�re getting it right.
Markus: I�m glad I�m not one of those people. I tend to enjoy things that pass through my mouth.
Markus: Bevan, you can build a tool that is whatever size you like and 100% hard.
Juan: Don�t move your hands, keep them right there and we�ll all be happy.

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Campey: Fuck me. I'm stiff.
Markus: Do you know why it's a good idea to take your thing out?
Duncan: It's so, like, firm, yet not too hard...
Darryn: Nice Toss!!!
Markus: That was a bit of a judgement in error.
Michelle: This is one of Darryn's balls.
Dave: Ouch, steam is hot.
Juan: I'm going home to play with Norm's thing.
Dave: Have it with tomato sauce otherwise it will get cold!
Bevan: You have to believe in Satan to be a Satanist.
David: I was just about to stick my finger in my mouth, when I realised I've been in the cable.
Juan: It felt so comfortable in my hand; I didn't realise it wasn't mine.
Norm: There's a million one-ways of doing it.
Bevan's bag: Bzzzzzzzz.
Bevan: I can't go any slower; it's like foomp... and it's out.
Dave: I often talk aloud though.
Juan: Sorry, I burnt your cigarette...
Buggs: I'm copying my mp3's to my hard drive... It makes them play faster.
Campey: ... and that's not going on the fridge!
Campey: No, I'm just moaning for your pleasure!
Bevan: It's actually quite easy. screw, screw, plug, plug.
Campey: Are you showing Joe how to beat the cream?
Juan: I was trying to pull it out, but I didn't realise there was one screw left.
Norman: I've got hair in my hair!
Campey: Love is blind... Markus: deaf & dumb Campey: and stupid
Markus: Bevan, should I click "next"? Bev: What's it doing? Markus: It's waiting for me to click "next"
The Door: Look a decoy!
Dave: Yes, I was officially camping.
Dave: I'll wrap it in Carlton towel then put the plumbers' tape on so the tape doesn't melt.
Bevan: I was trying to get off quickly, so the guy behind me could get in.
Bevan: Turner threw him down the stairs. I was not impressed. So I ate him.
The Door: AAAARrrghhhh!
Markus: I'm sorry, I have two hands, and one is for my girlfriend.
Campey: Take me I'm yours.
Juan: Natural's kewl. They're naked.
Nurm: I'll slut you as much as I want to BITCH.
Juan: Your slash is by my enter, dammit.
Dave: Dave has hit the hammer on the... Fuck off.
Dave: I've distinctly lost a knuckle.
Nurm: Bevan, Juan's fondling your cheese.
Alexia: Personal Trainers? Yuk, it's like bonking a rubber chicken!
Frozen pea packet: Cover with cling-wrap and prick.
Campey: Now you have officially violated me.
Bevan: On the plus side... you did have to stick your hand up my arse.
Juan: Damn you, I can't get my finger in there.
Juan: Ouch! That took so much concentration not to swallow.
Bevan: It's Dave because it's the wrong shape.
Juan: (to Bevan) is that your crotch?
Nigel: (aka Sed) So you going to show me your back way? Heh Heh Heh.
Campey: I don't care if she's faking it; it's encouraging.
Tuner: Do you remember the first time you ejaculated? Hmm? I was playing Civilization at the time... and it was such a good game. Campey: Wanker.
Turner: Not only did you make that up, it wasn't original either.
Juan: It was straight when I got it but it's curved now big smile
Campey: I was looking at Shelagh and she was vaguely oscillating
Kim: Oooh! Doing it at this angle is hard
Turner: Hey check this out... I've discovered a way to make them blip without blopping
Bevan: Dave, I'm gonna ask you to move so I can get behind you for a while
Bevan: It's not the prettiest of things, but it's a good size and it's functional.
Barbara: I know if I go down I'll never get up.
Campey: Dude, I wasn't feeling you up, I was exploring.
Bevan: I still like Markus's thingy.
Barbara: That's my least favourite, functional part of the body.
Barbara: I can never type "that"; it always ends up as "t hat"
Kim: Bruises don't generally rub off
Juan: I'm not actually that small
Turner: Grunt you bitch!
Barbara: (to Campey) And you get out from between my legs!
Barbara: It never comes in, like, spurts
Barbara: Now see, this is a position I could get used to.
Barbara: It's hard enough to get it up as it is.
Marcia: I'm fucking Marcia!
Dave: (to Markus) Can I just get between your legs for a minute?
Dave: Jesus Christ dude, you're a Jew!
Barbara: I have ticklish (*) everything. (* Insert screech here)
Bevan: Kim, go away! I just beat Dave off I don't need you now.
Barbara: (to Campey) No, get out. Access denied.
Juan: Just don't think about it, then swallow.
Campey: I'm getting Carpul Butt Syndrome.
Bevan: It's not hard, it's just long.
Dave: Won't you just cover the sun.
Norm: Bet you couldn't keep it up all night. (to Bevan)
Norm: Look I have a head, I have two now.
Babara: Norman needs Tactile attention.
Dave: She's the kind of girl who would have a great personality, except she doesn't
Bevan: It feels really good when you're getting it right.
Markus: I'm glad I'm not one of those people. I tend to enjoy things that pass through my mouth.
Markus: Bevan, you can build a tool that is whatever size you like and 100% hard.
Juan: Don't move your hands, keep them right there and we'll all be happy.

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Campey: Fuck me. I�m stiff.\\

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Campey: Fuck me. I�m stiff.

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Duncan: It�s so, like, firm, yet not too hard�\\

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Duncan: It�s so, like, firm, yet not too hard�

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Markus: That was a bit of a judgement in error.\\

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Markus: That was a bit of a judgement in error.

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Dave: Ouch, steam is hot.\\

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Dave: Ouch, steam is hot.

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Dave: Have it with tomato sauce otherwise it will get cold!\\

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Dave: Have it with tomato sauce otherwise it will get cold!

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David: I was just about to stick my finger in my mouth, when I realised I�ve been in the cable.\\

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David: I was just about to stick my finger in my mouth, when I realised I�ve been in the cable.

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Norm: There�s a million one-ways of doing it.\\

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Norm: There�s a million one-ways of doing it.

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Bevan: I can�t go any slower; it�s like foomp� and it�s out.\\

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Bevan: I can�t go any slower; it�s like foomp� and it�s out.

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Juan: Sorry, I burnt your cigarette�\\

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Juan: Sorry, I burnt your cigarette�

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Campey: ... and that�s not going on the fridge!\\

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Campey: ... and that�s not going on the fridge!

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Bevan: It�s actually quite easy. screw, screw, plug, plug.\\

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Bevan: It�s actually quite easy. screw, screw, plug, plug.

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Juan: I was trying to pull it out, but I didn�t realise there was one screw left.\\

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Juan: I was trying to pull it out, but I didn�t realise there was one screw left.

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Campey: Love is blind... Markus: deaf & dumb Campey: and stupid\\

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Campey: Love is blind... Markus: deaf & dumb Campey: and stupid

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The Door: Look a decoy!\\

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The Door: Look a decoy!

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Dave: I�ll wrap it in Carlton towel then put the plumbers� tape on so the tape doesn�t melt.\\

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Dave: I�ll wrap it in Carlton towel then put the plumbers� tape on so the tape doesn�t melt.

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Bevan: Turner threw him down the stairs. I was not impressed. So I ate him.
:The Door: AAAARrrghhhh ?!
Markus: I�m sorry, I have two hands, and one is for my girlfriend.\\

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Bevan: Turner threw him down the stairs. I was not impressed. So I ate him.
The Door: AAAARrrghhhh!
Markus: I�m sorry, I have two hands, and one is for my girlfriend.

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Juan: Natural�s kewl. They�re naked.\\

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Juan: Natural�s kewl. They�re naked.

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Juan: Your slash is by my enter, dammit.\\

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Juan: Your slash is by my enter, dammit.

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Dave: I�ve distinctly lost a knuckle.\\

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Dave: I�ve distinctly lost a knuckle.

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Alexia: Personal Trainers? Yuk, it�s like bonking a rubber chicken!\\

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Alexia: Personal Trainers? Yuk, it�s like bonking a rubber chicken!

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Campey: Now you have officially violated me.\\

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Campey: Now you have officially violated me.

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Juan: Damn you, I can�t get my finger in there.\\

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Juan: Damn you, I can�t get my finger in there.

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Bevan: It�s Dave because it�s the wrong shape.\\

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Bevan: It�s Dave because it�s the wrong shape.

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Nigel: (aka Sed) So you going to show me your back way? Heh Heh Heh.\\

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Nigel: (aka Sed) So you going to show me your back way? Heh Heh Heh.

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Tuner: Do you remember the first time you ejaculated? Hmm? I was playing Civilization at the time� and it was such a good game. Campey: Wanker.\\

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Tuner: Do you remember the first time you ejaculated? Hmm? I was playing Civilization at the time� and it was such a good game. Campey: Wanker.

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Juan: It was straight when I got it but it�s curved now big smile\\

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Juan: It was straight when I got it but it�s curved now big smile

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Kim: Oooh! Doing it at this angle is hard\\

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Kim: Oooh! Doing it at this angle is hard

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Bevan: Dave, I�m gonna ask you to move so I can get behind you for a while\\

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Bevan: Dave, I�m gonna ask you to move so I can get behind you for a while

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Barbara: I know if I go down I�ll never get up.\\

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Barbara: I know if I go down I�ll never get up.

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Bevan: I still like Markus�s thingy.\\

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Bevan: I still like Markus�s thingy.

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Barbara: I can never type �that�; it always ends up as �t hat�\\

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Barbara: I can never type �that�; it always ends up as �t hat�

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Juan: I�m not actually that small\\

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Juan: I�m not actually that small

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Barbara: (to Campey) And you get out from between my legs!\\

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Barbara: (to Campey) And you get out from between my legs!

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Barbara: Now see, this is a position I could get used to.\\

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Barbara: Now see, this is a position I could get used to.

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Marcia: I�m fucking Marcia!\\

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Marcia: I�m fucking Marcia!

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Dave: Jesus Christ dude, you�re a Jew!\\

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Dave: Jesus Christ dude, you�re a Jew!

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Bevan: Kim, go away! I just beat Dave off I don�t need you now.\\

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Bevan: Kim, go away! I just beat Dave off I don�t need you now.

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Juan: Just don�t think about it, then swallow.\\

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Juan: Just don�t think about it, then swallow.

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Bevan: It�s not hard, it�s just long.\\

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Bevan: It�s not hard, it�s just long.

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Norm: Bet you couldn�t keep it up all night. (to Bevan)\\

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Norm: Bet you couldn�t keep it up all night. (to Bevan)

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Babara: Norman needs Tactile attention.\\

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Babara: Norman needs Tactile attention.

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Bevan: It feels really good when you�re getting it right.\\

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Bevan: It feels really good when you�re getting it right.

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Markus: Bevan, you can build a tool that is whatever size you like and 100% hard.\\

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Markus: Bevan, you can build a tool that is whatever size you like and 100% hard.

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