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:'''Campey''': :'''Markus''': :'''Duncan''': :'''Markus''': :'''Michelle''': :'''Dave''': :'''Juan''': :'''Dave''': :'''Bevan''': :'''David''': :'''Juan''': : :''' :'''Bevan''': :'''Juan''': :''' :'''Campey''': Love is blind... : :'''Dave''': Yes : :''' :'''The Door :'''Markus''': I’m sorry, :''' :''' :''' : :''' :''' :''' :''' :''' :''' :'''Turner''': Not only did you make : : :'''Turner''': Hey check this out… I’ve discovered a way to make them blip without blopping : : : : : : :'''Barbara''': : :'''Barbara''': :''' :''' :'''Dave''': Won’t you just cover the sun. :'''Norm''': Bet you couldn’t keep it up all night. (to Bevan) : :''' :''' :''' to:
:'''Campey''': Fuck me. I'm stiff. :'''Markus''': Do you know why it's a good idea to take your thing out? :'''Duncan''': It's so, like, firm, yet not too hard... :'''Darryn''': Nice Toss!!! :'''Markus''': That was a bit of a judgement in error. :'''Michelle''': This is one of Darryn's balls. :'''Dave''': Ouch, steam is hot. :'''Juan''': I'm going home to play with Norm's thing. :'''Dave''': Have it with tomato sauce otherwise it will get cold! :'''Bevan''': You have to believe in Satan to be a Satanist. :'''David''': I was just about to stick my finger in my mouth, when I realised I've been in the cable. :'''Juan''': It felt so comfortable in my hand; I didn't realise it wasn't mine. :'''Norm''': There's a million one-ways of doing it. :'''Bevan's bag''': Bzzzzzzzz. :'''Bevan''': I can't go any slower; it's like foomp... and it's out. :'''Dave''': I often talk aloud though. :'''Juan''': Sorry, I burnt your cigarette... :'''Buggs''': I'm copying my mp3's to my hard drive... It makes them play faster. :'''Campey''': ... and that's not going on the fridge! :'''Campey''': No, I'm just moaning for your pleasure! :'''Bevan''': It's actually quite easy. screw, screw, plug, plug. :'''Campey''': Are you showing Joe how to beat the cream? :'''Juan''': I was trying to pull it out, but I didn't realise there was one screw left. :'''Norman''': I've got hair in my hair! :'''Campey''': Love is blind... '''Markus''': deaf & dumb '''Campey''': and stupid :'''Markus''': Bevan, should I click "next"? '''Bev''': What's it doing? '''Markus''': It's waiting for me to click "next" :'''The Door''': Look a decoy! :'''Dave''': Yes, I was officially camping. :'''Dave''': I'll wrap it in Carlton towel then put the plumbers' tape on so the tape doesn't melt. :'''Bevan''': I was trying to get off quickly, so the guy behind me could get in. :'''Bevan''': Turner threw him down the stairs. I was not impressed. So I ate him. :'''The Door''': [=AAAARrrghhhh=]! :'''Markus''': I'm sorry, I have two hands, and one is for my girlfriend. :'''Campey''': Take me I'm yours. :'''Juan''': Natural's kewl. They're naked. :'''Nurm''': I'll slut you as much as I want to BITCH. :'''Juan''': Your slash is by my enter, dammit. :'''Dave''': Dave has hit the hammer on the... Fuck off. :'''Dave''': I've distinctly lost a knuckle. :'''Nurm''': Bevan, Juan's fondling your cheese. :'''Alexia''': Personal Trainers? Yuk, it's like bonking a rubber chicken! :'''Frozen pea packet''': Cover with cling-wrap and prick. :'''Campey''': Now you have officially violated me. :'''Bevan''': On the plus side... you did have to stick your hand up my arse. :'''Juan''': Damn you, I can't get my finger in there. :'''Juan''': Ouch! That took so much concentration not to swallow. :'''Bevan''': It's Dave because it's the wrong shape. :'''Juan''': (to Bevan) is that your crotch? :'''Nigel''': (aka Sed) So you going to show me your back way? Heh Heh Heh. :'''Campey''': I don't care if she's faking it; it's encouraging. :'''Tuner''': Do you remember the first time you ejaculated? Hmm? I was playing Civilization at the time... and it was such a good game. '''Campey''': Wanker. :'''Turner''': Not only did you make that up, it wasn't original either. :'''Juan''': It was straight when I got it but it's curved now '''big smile''' :'''Campey''': I was looking at Shelagh and she was vaguely oscillating :'''Kim''': Oooh! Doing it at this angle is hard :'''Turner''': Hey check this out... I've discovered a way to make them blip without blopping :'''Bevan''': Dave, I'm gonna ask you to move so I can get behind you for a while :'''Bevan''': It's not the prettiest of things, but it's a good size and it's functional. :'''Barbara''': I know if I go down I'll never get up. :'''Campey''': Dude, I wasn't feeling you up, I was exploring. :'''Bevan''': I still like Markus's thingy. :'''Barbara''': That's my least favourite, functional part of the body. :'''Barbara''': I can never type "that"; it always ends up as "t hat" :'''Kim''': Bruises don't generally rub off :'''Juan''': I'm not actually that small :'''Turner''': Grunt you bitch! :'''Barbara''': (to Campey) And you get out from between my legs! :'''Barbara''': It never comes in, like, spurts :'''Barbara''': Now see, this is a position I could get used to. :'''Barbara''': It's hard enough to get it up as it is. :'''Marcia''': I'm fucking Marcia! :'''Dave''': (to Markus) Can I just get between your legs for a minute? :'''Dave''': Jesus Christ dude, you're a Jew! :'''Barbara''': I have ticklish (*) everything. (* Insert screech here) :'''Bevan''': Kim, go away! I just beat Dave off I don't need you now. :'''Barbara''': (to Campey) No, get out. Access denied. :'''Juan''': Just don't think about it, then swallow. :'''Campey''': I'm getting Carpul Butt Syndrome. :'''Bevan''': It's not hard, it's just long. :'''Dave''': Won't you just cover the sun. :'''Norm''': Bet you couldn't keep it up all night. (to Bevan) :'''Norm''': Look I have a head, I have two now. :'''Babara''': Norman needs Tactile attention. :'''Dave''': She's the kind of girl who would have a great personality, except she doesn't :'''Bevan''': It feels really good when you're getting it right. :'''Markus''': I'm glad I'm not one of those people. I tend to enjoy things that pass through my mouth. :'''Markus''': Bevan, you can build a tool that is whatever size you like and 100% hard. :'''Juan''': Don't move your hands, keep them right there and we'll all be happy. August 02, 2006, at 01:51 PM
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:'''David''': I was just about to stick my finger in my mouth, when I realised I’ve been in the cable. to:
:'''David''': I was just about to stick my finger in my mouth, when I realised I’ve been in the cable. Changed line 15 from:
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:'''Bevan''': I can’t go any slower; it’s like foomp… and it’s out. to:
:'''Bevan''': I can’t go any slower; it’s like foomp… and it’s out. Changed line 19 from:
:'''Juan''': Sorry, I burnt your to:
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:'''Bevan''': Turner threw him down the stairs. I was not impressed. So I ate him. :'''Markus''': I’m sorry, I have two hands, and one is for my girlfriend. to:
:'''Bevan''': Turner threw him down the stairs. I was not impressed. So I ate him. :'''The Door''': [=AAAARrrghhhh=]! :'''Markus''': I’m sorry, I have two hands, and one is for my girlfriend. Changed line 37 from:
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:'''Tuner''': Do you remember the first time you ejaculated? Hmm? I was playing Civilization at the time… and it was such a good game. '''Campey''': Wanker. to:
:'''Tuner''': Do you remember the first time you ejaculated? Hmm? I was playing Civilization at the time… and it was such a good game. '''Campey''': Wanker. Changed line 55 from:
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:'''Juan''': It was straight when I got it but it’s curved now '''big smile''' Changed line 57 from:
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