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The list of fridge quotes from 4 Firleigh Flats:
- Campey
- Fuck me. I'm stiff.
- Markus
- Do you know why it's a good idea to take your thing out?
- Duncan
- It's so, like, firm, yet not too hard...
- Darryn
- Nice Toss!!!
- Markus
- That was a bit of a judgement in error.
- Michelle
- This is one of Darryn's balls.
- Dave
- Ouch, steam is hot.
- Juan
- I'm going home to play with Norm's thing.
- Dave
- Have it with tomato sauce otherwise it will get cold!
- Bevan
- You have to believe in Satan to be a Satanist.
- David
- I was just about to stick my finger in my mouth, when I realised I've been in the cable.
- Juan
- It felt so comfortable in my hand; I didn't realise it wasn't mine.
- Norm
- There's a million one-ways of doing it.
- Bevan's bag
- Bzzzzzzzz.
- Bevan
- I can't go any slower; it's like foomp... and it's out.
- Dave
- I often talk aloud though.
- Juan
- Sorry, I burnt your cigarette...
- Buggs
- I'm copying my mp3's to my hard drive... It makes them play faster.
- Campey
- ... and that's not going on the fridge!
- Campey
- No, I'm just moaning for your pleasure!
- Bevan
- It's actually quite easy. screw, screw, plug, plug.
- Campey
- Are you showing Joe how to beat the cream?
- Juan
- I was trying to pull it out, but I didn't realise there was one screw left.
- Norman
- I've got hair in my hair!
- Campey
- Love is blind... Markus: deaf & dumb Campey: and stupid
- Markus
- Bevan, should I click "next"? Bev: What's it doing? Markus: It's waiting for me to click "next"
- The Door
- Look a decoy!
- Dave
- Yes, I was officially camping.
- Dave
- I'll wrap it in Carlton towel then put the plumbers' tape on so the tape doesn't melt.
- Bevan
- I was trying to get off quickly, so the guy behind me could get in.
- Bevan
- Turner threw him down the stairs. I was not impressed. So I ate him.
- The Door
- AAAARrrghhhh!
- Markus
- I'm sorry, I have two hands, and one is for my girlfriend.
- Campey
- Take me I'm yours.
- Juan
- Natural's kewl. They're naked.
- Nurm
- I'll slut you as much as I want to BITCH.
- Juan
- Your slash is by my enter, dammit.
- Dave
- Dave has hit the hammer on the... Fuck off.
- Dave
- I've distinctly lost a knuckle.
- Nurm
- Bevan, Juan's fondling your cheese.
- Alexia
- Personal Trainers? Yuk, it's like bonking a rubber chicken!
- Frozen pea packet
- Cover with cling-wrap and prick.
- Campey
- Now you have officially violated me.
- Bevan
- On the plus side... you did have to stick your hand up my arse.
- Juan
- Damn you, I can't get my finger in there.
- Juan
- Ouch! That took so much concentration not to swallow.
- Bevan
- It's Dave because it's the wrong shape.
- Juan
- (to Bevan) is that your crotch?
- Nigel
- (aka Sed) So you going to show me your back way? Heh Heh Heh.
- Campey
- I don't care if she's faking it; it's encouraging.
- Tuner
- Do you remember the first time you ejaculated? Hmm? I was playing Civilization at the time... and it was such a good game. Campey: Wanker.
- Turner
- Not only did you make that up, it wasn't original either.
- Juan
- It was straight when I got it but it's curved now big smile
- Campey
- I was looking at Shelagh and she was vaguely oscillating
- Kim
- Oooh! Doing it at this angle is hard
- Turner
- Hey check this out... I've discovered a way to make them blip without blopping
- Bevan
- Dave, I'm gonna ask you to move so I can get behind you for a while
- Bevan
- It's not the prettiest of things, but it's a good size and it's functional.
- Barbara
- I know if I go down I'll never get up.
- Campey
- Dude, I wasn't feeling you up, I was exploring.
- Bevan
- I still like Markus's thingy.
- Barbara
- That's my least favourite, functional part of the body.
- Barbara
- I can never type "that"; it always ends up as "t hat"
- Kim
- Bruises don't generally rub off
- Juan
- I'm not actually that small
- Turner
- Grunt you bitch!
- Barbara
- (to Campey) And you get out from between my legs!
- Barbara
- It never comes in, like, spurts
- Barbara
- Now see, this is a position I could get used to.
- Barbara
- It's hard enough to get it up as it is.
- Marcia
- I'm fucking Marcia!
- Dave
- (to Markus) Can I just get between your legs for a minute?
- Dave
- Jesus Christ dude, you're a Jew!
- Barbara
- I have ticklish (*) everything. (* Insert screech here)
- Bevan
- Kim, go away! I just beat Dave off I don't need you now.
- Barbara
- (to Campey) No, get out. Access denied.
- Juan
- Just don't think about it, then swallow.
- Campey
- I'm getting Carpul Butt Syndrome.
- Bevan
- It's not hard, it's just long.
- Dave
- Won't you just cover the sun.
- Norm
- Bet you couldn't keep it up all night. (to Bevan)
- Norm
- Look I have a head, I have two now.
- Babara
- Norman needs Tactile attention.
- Dave
- She's the kind of girl who would have a great personality, except she doesn't
- Bevan
- It feels really good when you're getting it right.
- Markus
- I'm glad I'm not one of those people. I tend to enjoy things that pass through my mouth.
- Markus
- Bevan, you can build a tool that is whatever size you like and 100% hard.
- Juan
- Don't move your hands, keep them right there and we'll all be happy.
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