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August 17, 2006, at 09:48 AM by moonflake - format fix
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Rule 2 : There is light at the end of the tunnel. The end of the tunnel is on fire.

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Rule 2 : There is light at the end of the tunnel. The end of the tunnel is on fire.\\

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Rule 4 : The early worm gets eaten.

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Rule 4 : The early worm gets eaten.\\

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Rule 6 : It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

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Rule 6 : It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.\\

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Rule 8 : The goalie always bats last.

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Rule 8 : The goalie always bats last.\\

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Rule 12 : On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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Rule 12 : On the other hand, you have different fingers.\\

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Rule 14 : God does have a sense of humour...it's just twisted.

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Rule 14 : God does have a sense of humour...it's just twisted.\\

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Rule 16 : To err is human. To really screw up, you need a computer.

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Rule 16 : To err is human. To really screw up, you need a computer.\\

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Rule 18 : Absence makes the heart go wander

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Rule 18 : Absence makes the heart go wander\\

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Rule 22 : Money is flat and meant to be piled up.

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Rule 22 : Money is flat and meant to be piled up.\\

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Rule 24 : It always rains on someone who is already wet.

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Rule 24 : It always rains on someone who is already wet.\\

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Rule 26 : Don't complain about the tea - you'll be old and weak yourself one day.

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Rule 26 : Don't complain about the tea - you'll be old and weak yourself one day.\\

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Rule 28 : Give blood - it was meant to circulate.

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Rule 28 : Give blood - it was meant to circulate.\\

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Rule 32 : Don't take life too seriously - it's not permanent.

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Rule 32 : Don't take life too seriously - it's not permanent.\\

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Rule 34 : The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn't contain a single idea.

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Rule 34 : The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn't contain a single idea.\\

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Rule 36 : People who never get carried away, should be.

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Rule 36 : People who never get carried away, should be.\\

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Rule 38 : Do not disturb. Already disturbed.

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Rule 38 : Do not disturb. Already disturbed.\\

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Rule 42 : This is the rule.

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Rule 42 : This is the rule.\\

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Rule 44 : The world beats a path to your door only when you are in the bathroom.

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Rule 44 : The world beats a path to your door only when you are in the bathroom.\\

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Rule 46 : Those who know little soon repeat it.

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Rule 46 : Those who know little soon repeat it.\\

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Rule 48 : Reciprocity works both ways.

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Rule 48 : Reciprocity works both ways.\\

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Rule 52 : If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier.

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Rule 52 : If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier.\\

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Rule 54 : You may have multiple personalities, but it sure beats eating alone.

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Rule 54 : You may have multiple personalities, but it sure beats eating alone.\\

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Rule 56 : If you want an audience, start a fight.

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Rule 56 : If you want an audience, start a fight.\\

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Rule 58 : The first piece of luggage out of the plane never belongs to anyone. Ever.

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Rule 58 : The first piece of luggage out of the plane never belongs to anyone. Ever.\\

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Rule 62 : See one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

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Rule 62 : See one nuclear war, you've seen them all.\\

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Rule 64 : He who laughs last is slow.

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Rule 64 : He who laughs last is slow.\\

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Rule 66 : Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

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Rule 66 : Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.\\

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Rule 68 : If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

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Rule 68 : If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.\\

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Rule 72 : It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is greased.

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Rule 72 : It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is greased.\\

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Rule 74 : Indecision is the key to flexibility.

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Rule 74 : Indecision is the key to flexibility.\\

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Rule 76 : It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.

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Rule 76 : It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.\\

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Rule 78 : Madness takes it's toll; always ensure that you have correct change.

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Rule 78 : Madness takes it's toll; always ensure that you have correct change.\\

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Rule 82 : Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather restraints.

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Rule 82 : Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather restraints.\\

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Rule 84 : There are only two things a pirate will run for: money, and office.

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Rule 84 : There are only two things a pirate will run for: money, and office.\\

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Rule 86 : If you haven't got anything nice to say, get yourself a publisher.

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Rule 86 : If you haven't got anything nice to say, get yourself a publisher.\\

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Rule 88 : The only thing more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.

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Rule 88 : The only thing more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.\\

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Rule 92 : It is far cheaper and just as rewarding to pretend you're utterly depraved.

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Rule 92 : It is far cheaper and just as rewarding to pretend you're utterly depraved.\\

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Rule 94 : Blessed are those with the gift for tolerance, for when they finally do their block it can be very entertaining indeed.

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Rule 94 : Blessed are those with the gift for tolerance, for when they finally do their block it can be very entertaining indeed.\\

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Rule 96: Art is whatever you're prepared to pay for it to be.

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Rule 96: Art is whatever you're prepared to pay for it to be.\\

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Rule 98 : Bad hair days: ineluctable, in a convertible.

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Rule 98 : Bad hair days: ineluctable, in a convertible.\\

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