| TheTome / TaoOfMoonflakeTheTome.TaoOfMoonflake HistoryHide minor edits - Show changes to markup August 17, 2006, at 09:48 AM
        by  - format fix Changed line 6 from: Rule 2 : There is light at the end of the tunnel. The end of the tunnel is on fire. to: Rule 2 : There is light at the end of the tunnel. The end of the tunnel is on fire.\\ Changed line 8 from: Rule 4 : The early worm gets eaten. to: Rule 4 : The early worm gets eaten.\\ Changed line 10 from: Rule 6 : It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. to: Rule 6 : It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.\\ Changed line 12 from: Rule 8 : The goalie always bats last. to: Rule 8 : The goalie always bats last.\\ Changed line 17 from: Rule 12 : On the other hand, you have different fingers. to: Rule 12 : On the other hand, you have different fingers.\\ Changed line 19 from: Rule 14 : God does have a sense of humour...it's just twisted. to: Rule 14 : God does have a sense of humour...it's just twisted.\\ Changed line 21 from: Rule 16 : To err is human. To really screw up, you need a computer. to: Rule 16 : To err is human. To really screw up, you need a computer.\\ Changed line 23 from: Rule 18 : Absence makes the heart go wander to: Rule 18 : Absence makes the heart go wander\\ Changed line 28 from: Rule 22 : Money is flat and meant to be piled up. to: Rule 22 : Money is flat and meant to be piled up.\\ Changed line 30 from: Rule 24 : It always rains on someone who is already wet. to: Rule 24 : It always rains on someone who is already wet.\\ Changed line 32 from: Rule 26 : Don't complain about the tea - you'll be old and weak yourself one day. to: Rule 26 : Don't complain about the tea - you'll be old and weak yourself one day.\\ Changed line 34 from: Rule 28 : Give blood - it was meant to circulate. to: Rule 28 : Give blood - it was meant to circulate.\\ Changed line 39 from: Rule 32 : Don't take life too seriously - it's not permanent. to: Rule 32 : Don't take life too seriously - it's not permanent.\\ Changed line 41 from: Rule 34 : The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn't contain a single idea. to: Rule 34 : The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn't contain a single idea.\\ Changed line 43 from: Rule 36 : People who never get carried away, should be. to: Rule 36 : People who never get carried away, should be.\\ Changed line 45 from: Rule 38 : Do not disturb. Already disturbed. to: Rule 38 : Do not disturb. Already disturbed.\\ Changed line 50 from: Rule 42 : This is the rule. to: Rule 42 : This is the rule.\\ Changed line 52 from: Rule 44 : The world beats a path to your door only when you are in the bathroom. to: Rule 44 : The world beats a path to your door only when you are in the bathroom.\\ Changed line 54 from: Rule 46 : Those who know little soon repeat it. to: Rule 46 : Those who know little soon repeat it.\\ Changed line 56 from: Rule 48 : Reciprocity works both ways. to: Rule 48 : Reciprocity works both ways.\\ Changed line 61 from: Rule 52 : If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier. to: Rule 52 : If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier.\\ Changed line 63 from: Rule 54 : You may have multiple personalities, but it sure beats eating alone. to: Rule 54 : You may have multiple personalities, but it sure beats eating alone.\\ Changed line 65 from: Rule 56 : If you want an audience, start a fight. to: Rule 56 : If you want an audience, start a fight.\\ Changed line 67 from: Rule 58 : The first piece of luggage out of the plane never belongs to anyone. Ever. to: Rule 58 : The first piece of luggage out of the plane never belongs to anyone. Ever.\\ Changed line 72 from: Rule 62 : See one nuclear war, you've seen them all. to: Rule 62 : See one nuclear war, you've seen them all.\\ Changed line 74 from: Rule 64 : He who laughs last is slow. to: Rule 64 : He who laughs last is slow.\\ Changed line 76 from: Rule 66 : Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield. to: Rule 66 : Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.\\ Changed line 78 from: Rule 68 : If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. to: Rule 68 : If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.\\ Changed line 83 from: Rule 72 : It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is greased. to: Rule 72 : It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is greased.\\ Changed line 85 from: Rule 74 : Indecision is the key to flexibility. to: Rule 74 : Indecision is the key to flexibility.\\ Changed line 87 from: Rule 76 : It's too bad stupidity isn't painful. to: Rule 76 : It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.\\ Changed line 89 from: Rule 78 : Madness takes it's toll; always ensure that you have correct change. to: Rule 78 : Madness takes it's toll; always ensure that you have correct change.\\ Changed line 94 from: Rule 82 : Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather restraints. to: Rule 82 : Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather restraints.\\ Changed line 96 from: Rule 84 : There are only two things a pirate will run for: money, and office. to: Rule 84 : There are only two things a pirate will run for: money, and office.\\ Changed line 98 from: Rule 86 : If you haven't got anything nice to say, get yourself a publisher. to: Rule 86 : If you haven't got anything nice to say, get yourself a publisher.\\ Changed line 100 from: Rule 88 : The only thing more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire. to: Rule 88 : The only thing more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.\\ Changed line 105 from: Rule 92 : It is far cheaper and just as rewarding to pretend you're utterly depraved. to: Rule 92 : It is far cheaper and just as rewarding to pretend you're utterly depraved.\\ Changed line 107 from: Rule 94 : Blessed are those with the gift for tolerance, for when they finally do their block it can be very entertaining indeed. to: Rule 94 : Blessed are those with the gift for tolerance, for when they finally do their block it can be very entertaining indeed.\\ Changed line 109 from: Rule 96: Art is whatever you're prepared to pay for it to be. to: Rule 96: Art is whatever you're prepared to pay for it to be.\\ Changed line 111 from: Rule 98 : Bad hair days: ineluctable, in a convertible. to: Rule 98 : Bad hair days: ineluctable, in a convertible.\\ |