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SkyLark

You are on the archive wiki. The new wiki is here. I thought that this should serve it's purpose as a description.

But describing myself is not one of my strong points... But I have been called nany things in my short life: Mish, Mich, Mickey, Shell, Shelly, Mishka, La-La, the walking-talking-dictionary, haywire, loser, pink-fluffy-evil...and so the list continues. But you probably know me as Michelle.

Well, as you all know my claim to fame (at the moment) is my teddy bear making. And I am currently on the committee. And very successfully hiding this fact from my mother who would probably kill me if she found out...ooops.

Erm, I'm generally considered to be quite strange (by everyone who gets to know me and waits for me to crawl out of my shell, which can take years) and I don't think that people who think that are wrong. Most parts of my life are incredibly arbitrary. If you don't believe me on either count, read my rant - AgeOfArb - and see for yourself.

I'm also an animal lover of note and would one day like to own two fish (Cheese & Jam), two daschunds (Biscuits and Tea), three cats (Calamari, Pickles and Miss Moppet) and a rat (Rattex). And possibley a tortoise - but I haven't thought of a name yet. But there's no way that that will happen for a good few years. Except possibly Cheese and Jam or Rattex.

Further proof of the sheer arbitrariness of me is illustrated by the fact that this very nick comes from when I chose my first internet nickname. I decided that I wanted something fairly original. So i thought of something arb and 'uncool' - My Little Pony. I then tried to think of the most obscure pony I could (Princess Skylark - I have an extensive knowledge of My Little Ponies, it worries even me - did you know that the name of the human girl who used to go play with them was Megan?
'- not to split hairs, but it was spelled 'meagan' actually. was skylark the unicorn with purple and silver mane and immensely creepy jewelled eyes? i was always of the opinion that any pony that couldn't fly or wink (teleport for those of you that grew up without sisters) was the arbest. applejack notwithstanding. wither -' '- You're expecting that i knew how to spell meagan back when i was how old? I spelt it megan back than so i remember it as megan. yes, she did have the immensly creepy jeweled eyes. Some of the non-pegasus/non-unicorns (the winkers) were cool, cotton candy for example could fix up anyone with whatever plants were around! SkyLark-'
Well now you do.). That seemed king of lame and so I dropeed the 'princess' and it became 'skylark'. I have subsequently learnt that in old English a skylark was not only a bird, but could also be a prankster. People who have known me for far too long sometimes claim that this is appropriate.

And did I tell you that I occaisonally randomly spout facts for no apparent reason. Well, I do. Like the shortest publiched book in the world was one that won a competition where if you wrote the most original book, it got published. The title was 'What makes the world go round?' Inside was printed only one word - 'Money.' And it sold really well too. Although if you've ever seen the recently published book 'What Men Know About Women', you might agree that its title of shortest book may have been usurped. I kid you not - you can find it in some book stores - I have seen it with my own eyes and it is completely and utterly blank inside.

I have no idea why I put any of that down, but maybe it lets you know a little more about me. And if its done that it's served its purpose.

Eeeep! Nooo! I did tje evil test & the results were such:

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