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SchpaTrix

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Okay, it started out as schpat asking for suggestions for Schpatcon 5 themes.

Here are the highlights of where it went:

<moonflake> schpatcon V: i still know what you did last schpatcon
<moonflake> schpatcon: episode V: the schpat strikes back
<moonflake> schpatcon V: the vinal frontier
<ShadowsLight> Schpatcon V: The Voyage Schpack
<moonflake> schpatcon VI: the undiscovered country
<moonflake> schpatcon II: the wrath of schpat
<Zenstar> journey to the center of the schpat: a hunt for ancient d20's
<moonflake> 20,000 leaugues under schpat
<Hodgestar> Schpatcon IV: A New Schpat. Schpatcon V: The Empire Strikes Schpat.
Schpatcon VI: The Return of the Schpat.
<ork_khrist> the schpatrix
<moonflake> around the schpat in 80 days
<Zenstar> schpatman
ork_khrist> there and shcpat again!
<Zenstar> schpat actually
<Zenstar> schpat of the carribean
<Zenstar> once upon a schpat
<moonflake> escape from schpat
<moonflake> schpat of the jungle
<Zenstar> silence of the schpats
<moonflake> schpatrix 2: schpat reloaded
<moonflake> schpatrix 2: schpat revolutions
<ork_khrist> under the schpat
<Zenstar> a schpat too far
<moonflake> mutiny on the schpat
<Zenstar> lost in schpat
<moonflake> inner schpat
<Zenstar> one schpat to bind them
<Zenstar> lord of the schpat
<Zenstar> (or schpat of the rings)
<ork_khrist> schpat of the flies
<ork_khrist> schpatpocolyps now!
<moonflake> schpatgeddon
<Zenstar> i love the smell of schpat in the morning
<ShadowsLight> Schpats? Mall Shpats?  Chasing Schpat?
<Zenstar> schpat and schpat strike back
<moonflake> schpat and silent schpat...
<ShadowsLight> Actually... I think it might be Schpat and Mike Strike back
<moonflake> or jay and silent bob strike schpat
<ShadowsLight> Schpat and Silent Mike Strike back
<ShadowsLight> Dogschpat?
<moonflake> schpatula (caligula)
<ork_khrist> schpatula (dracula)
<ork_khrist> a wereschpat in paris
<moonflake> a teenage werewolf in schpat
<Zenstar> galaxy schpat / schpat quest
<moonflake> schpat to the future
<ork_khrist> battleschpat galactica
<moonflake> how stella got her groove schpat
<Zenstar> schpatheart
<moonflake> sister act 2: schpat in the habit
<Zenstar> deep inschpact
<ork_khrist> 200 schpats
<Zenstar> 3schpats and a baby
<ork_khrist> captain schpats mandolin
<ork_khrist> the fast and the schpat
<Zenstar> theres something about schpat
<ork_khrist> the schpat?
<Zenstar> spy schpats
<Zenstar> the schpatinator
<Zenstar> schpat's advocate
<ork_khrist> LA schpat
<Zenstar> miami schpat
<Dystopia> Once upon a time in Schpat
<Zenstar> nypd schpat
<ork_khrist> thelma and schpat?
<Zenstar> 7 years in schpat
<ork_khrist> a schpat too far
<Dystopia> Schpat; Schpats; Schpat 3; Schpat: Ressurection
<Zenstar> dirty schpating
<Zenstar> drunken schpat
<ork_khrist> a schpat named wanda
<ork_khrist> a fish named schpat
<Zenstar> who let the schpat out
<ork_khrist> Schpat soccer
<Zenstar> goldenschpat
<Dystopia> Bend it like Schpat
<ork_khrist> 00 schpat
<Zenstar> live and let schpat
<Zenstar> enter the schpat
<ork_khrist> the name is schpat.... james schpat
<Zenstar> schpatraker
<moonflake> octoschpatty
<moonflake> license to schpat
<Hodgestar> Have we had, "The Big, The Schpat and The Ugly"?
<Zenstar> schpat hangar
<Zenstar> demolition schpat
<Zenstar> schpatfest 36
<Zenstar> schpatfest 14
<Zenstar> schpatfest 7
<Zenstar> colledge schpat 5
<Hodgestar> Clockwork Schporange.
<Zenstar> schpat does dallas
<Zenstar> itsy bitsy schpat bang
<Hodgestar> Schpatnail and I.
<moonflake> the englishmen who went up a schpat and came down a mountain
<Zenstar> fear and schpat in las vegas
<Zenstar> night of the living schpat
<Zenstar> powerpuff schpats
<Zenstar> schpat's labratory
<moonflake> schpat me baby one more time
<Zenstar> we want the schpat
<Zenstar> schpat that funky music white boy
<Zenstar> the new schpat
<Synkronos> Schpat Semetary
<Zenstar> pitch schpat
<Zenstar> full metal schpat
<Zenstar> rollerschpat
<Zenstar> schpatbusters
<Zenstar> along came a schpat
<Zenstar> as good as it schpats
<Zenstar> schpat hawk down
<Zenstar> crouching schpat, hidden dragon
<Zenstar> k-schpat
<Zenstar> men in schpat
<Zenstar> men in schpat II: back in schpat
<Zenstar> schpa7

This is probably a Bridge Too Far... but I couldn't resist:

Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.
Happy-Schpatty Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
Happy-Schpatty Kid: Happy Schpatty Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
Happy-Schpatty Mom: Happy Schpatty Hero Pup.
Happy-Schpatty Kid: Happy Schpatty...
Happy-Schpatty Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Schpat", "To Each His Own Schpat", "Put Schpat Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Schpats Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume Schpat", "I Schpat Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Schpaters", "My Cunt Needs Schpats", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Schpats", "Cum Schpats III", "Cumming in Schpats", "Cum On Schpat", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Schpat", "Schpats Who Crave Cock", "Schpats Who Crave Cunt", "Schpat Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Schpats", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Schpat". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

With love and affection - ShadowsLight