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PlosiguantRants

You are on the archive wiki. The new wiki is here. Well, since ranting seems to have come into vogue on the Wiki, as a compliant member of the herd, I have decided to jump on the bandwagon, and post my rants on various issues significant to ClawMembers?


The rant for the day: (Inspired by GobLin: You have created a monster!)

I hate blue! I think that the very existence of the colour disproves the theory of a loving God! How could anyone stand it's all-pervasive cloying blueness. I mean so many great colours exist: Yellow, Red, Charteus, etc... Why do people need blue.

I believe that people wearing blue, or looking at it, or even standing near at it should get sent to a three year re-education camp, until they can have their sense of esthetics restored.

I would also like to suggest an initiative to continuosly seed clouds in the upper atmosphere, so that we will not get exposed to the sheer torture of the colour projected by the clear sky. Refraction can become a cruel master!

What kind of a stupid wavelength is 455nm, anyway, I ask you!

And finally, for all those BlueLovers out there: newsflash as the IPR (Institute of Pointless Research) discovered after four years of research: BLUE IS NOT PINK!!!!!!!!!!! It isn't! You have been deluding yourselves!

That was cathartic

UglyLemur - Look, it is obivous that some people take this whole issue very seriously, so simply poking fun at the issue is extremely incosiderate towards LothrielPixie's and HardBoiled's feelings... You are trying to make light of what must be a fairly difficult situation, judgin from people's reactions.

Oh, Jeepers, I doubt Plosigaunt could bother HardBoiled and I with a bit of sillyness. We're quite used to it from him. ;) I kinda like blue, I just won't wear it - except in jeans, and jeans aren't blue, they're jean coloured. - LothrielPixie

Tchah. Like I give a rat's ass what the inventor of the NadWich thinks anyway. - HardBoiled

PlosiGuant: Actually I cannot take the credit/blame for that one, it came with the shop (which I sold in November, for those of you who don't know already)

Like I said in the intro, blame Ork_Khrist for the rant, he wanted a rant about Blue, so he got one.

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