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FuckingClownsPlagirismDocument

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Plagiarism Document

This is the sort of thing that gets created when you're trying to create a plagiarism document whilst at the same time listening to a conversation between Duncan, Gareth and Brendan on fucking clowns.

1. Plagiarism is wrong
2. Fucking clowns is wrong
3. Fucking dead clowns is even more wrong
4. I did not copy this work or let anyone copy this work while, or while not, fucking clowns ...

          ... especially not dead clowns.

1. In fact, I have at no point fucked clowns ...

                                         ... not even dead ones ...
                                                             ... or until they died.

1. Fucking clowns is worse than plagiarism ...

                                       ... especially dead ones ...
          ... until they die ...
                          ... but they're already dead ...
                                                    ... and I didn't fuck them.

1. And I didn't fucking copy, so leave me the hell alone ...

                        ... and make the fucking clowns go away ...
                                         ... including the dead ones ...

1. They're trying to copy & fuck clowns
2. Make them go away!!!!!
3. They're in my head ... fucking clowns, dead ones. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Owing to the author of this declaration being currently restained at Valkenberg Mental Institution for their own safety, it was not possible to obtain their signature. I assure you however that their work pre-break down is all authentic and free of fucking clowns.

Signed The Head Matron of the Vlkenberg Mental Institute