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Or is it �application�? Because I�m not exactly sure if you can nominate yourself � but then again, �application� sounds more like a job than a position. Not that this is any way relevant. It�s just a way to make my application/nomination seem longer than it really is by pointlessly filling up space, thus creating the impression that there are many brilliant reasons why I should be ClawThing?. Cunning, eh?

• Insult Sean (Finniss) just because he�s�there.
• Insult Adam�see above
• Put a restraining order on Yancke (No more than twenty yards � never again shall I be violated that way!)
• Occasionally, ya know, do roleplaying stuff. And admin. And laugh manically. (I�ve been watching Brendan all year � I�m pretty sure I�ve got the hang of it)
• Boldly go where many, many ClawThings? have gone before�and returned, wild-eyed, muttering �Ia! Ia! Fhatgn!�

So yeah. Why ClawThing?? Because people have told me to � and I feel that being impressionable and blindly obeying the opinions of others is something CLAWS needs in a leader.

I�ve got boatloads of RPG experience, canoe-loads of LARP experience�and a kinda-sad-rubber-dingy-thing-load of Magic experience. I�ve been involved in the committee two years running, so I know what I�m getting myself into (and yet I�m still volunteering�God knows why)

As GuildMASTER? (MASTER! DAMN YOU ALL!), I ran LARPs just about every varsity month (and on one notable occasion THREE in one month�), tried valiantly to keep Monday Night Mayhem alive for the 1st semester, but watched it die on the operating table during the 2nd semester (For the record, I was approached once in six months by someone who was vaguely interested, and then they changed their mind. I figure it�s self-defeating to force people to attend and have fun, so that was that. Anyone who is still keen, PLEASE GOD, just talk to me. Or a committee member. Or anyone. We�re not psychic, ya know.) and let�s just not talk about the DM�s Workshop.

So some successes, some failures�.but all in all I think things went OK. There are a million-and-one campaigns running at the moment, so demand for MNM was low at the best, but LARPS are popular as ever�and I understand the Thursday Movie Evening is going well (Reuel and his DVDs just keep giving and giving� And we still need to see you there... You do know that anyone is welcome, right? Well, maybe not that guy in the back... he smells, so not him... But everyone else... - Reuel) Dragonfire was a hoot-and-a-half (even with a sadly reduced Jo-burg contingent) and ICON was just� <BJ�s FLASHBACK> Mummy�

The Wiki has been colonised by WEIRDOS. But then again, who can remember a time when it wasn�t.

Elect me and find out what happens next�.