ClosedCasket

->1. "you're making me drip like a perculator."
        * a singularly classy opening gambit.
   2. "if it's old enough to bleed, it's old enough to breed."
        * the pixel.pusher that sits near me, '''defending''' (?) the grotesquery of a senior programmer dating a 15 year old. likely to be a lot of conversation in that relationship. still, she's from pretoria, and they're all like that up here. odious little backwater.