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CafeNescafe

You are on the archive wiki. The new wiki is here. Located in the Molly Blackburn hall, to the right of the top of the infamous "Jammie Stairs", Cafe Nescafe has long been the haunt of many a CLAWs member. Whether they are discussing the latest campaign during spare time, or just not going to lectures, a fellow member can almost always be found in Nescafe.

After you have located your fellow members by overhearing something about a "+1 broadsword", your primary objective will be to find a chair. This is not as easy as it sounds, as the CLAWs campaign to completely dominate Nescafe has not yet reached full fruition. Many students shall block the path between you and a place to rest your weary legs.

Your options are as follows:

1st Option

Using your charisma, you may approach another table and either kindly request an unused chair, or conversely demand a chair with an intimidating tone. Both have their pitfalls and can prove dangerous if not executed well. Detecting a vacant chair correctly that isn't actually being kept for somebody else could save you some minor embarrassment.

2nd Option

Folk tales and legends speak of an ancient cache of well-hidden, superior chairs, known only as the "Luyt Room", which is believed to be somewhere within the surrounds of Cafe Nescafe. Some who have dared to quest after the fabled chairs never return, as legend also speaks of a deadly society of Yoga-masters (The Bakti) who guard the room during certain hours. Use this option with caution.

3rd Option

If all else fails, just stand and make some witty banter with your fellows. Hope that somebody leaves a chair for you. If 10 minutes elapse and you haven't been awarded a chair, it is best that you make an excuse along the lines of being "late for a tut" before your peers begin to think less of you for not being able to find a chair.

Good luck, adventurers!