It's the hair.
Definitely the hair.
No one else (except for the guy in that photograph in the foyer of the Jabulani community centre) has a ball of fuzz quite like Alan's.
Except AlanSearle?. As AlanKent frequently points out. - MalMorrow
Alan is LauraEvison?'s fiancée and an ex-CLAWmember. Also a member of ShadowCasters
Alan tells me that he was a member between 1994 and 1996, and says he was told he belongs now in a category of 'honorary members'. Does this make sense? He adds that GilesEmbleton? and JessicaTiffin were given the status of 'lifetime honorary members' at some point. - MalMorrow
Alan's hair must have obscured his hearing. The only CLAWs life member is JessicaTiffin, although a new award is long overdue. The ability of certain ex-CLAWmembers to wrangle cheap Dragonfire tickets from the organisers should not be confused with the awarding of lifetime membership. :p - Mark
I have seen Alan without the hair. It is... strange. - AdriaanWessels
I've seen Alan without the hair - He is the 'Evil Uncle' personified - it's soooo cool (well, soo much cooler than the 'fuzzy') - LothrielPixie
I keep on meaning to post this... Alan was on SABC 3 News some weeks ago standing idly in line at the bank - it was bizarre... but he didn't comment on NEPAD or do anything interesting really ;)
happy wedding day Alan & Laura! - d@vid
Alan and Laura married on 14th June 2003. Was a very fine event. These two people will be in Cape Town from 19th to 25thish of June 2003. - MalMorrow