See, see the hacker sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Duncan do you
Wonder why the pygmy gerboa ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel squiggly.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your SPONtious? facial growth
That looks like
A fridge light.
What's more, it knows
Your poodle potting shed
Smells of a green lego light.
Everything under the big hacker sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm an orange.